A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis.
"The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
2006-11-26 01:54:17 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-26 02:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-17 13:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by quinteros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 8
2006-11-26 02:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
9 out of 10. funny but a bit predictable.
2006-11-26 02:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by cattykitney 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite predictable but still you get 8 out of 10
2006-11-26 02:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny.
2006-11-26 02:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice 1 10/10
2006-11-26 01:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where do you find all your jokes - you haven't let me down yet. OK, so they're a bit sexist sometimes, but that's the whole point.
2006-11-26 02:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-26 01:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by bunnyBoo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice one ploppy pants 100% pure funny
2006-11-26 03:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10 did not see that coming, genius man
can u send me a bunch of your jokes to txsaxman91@hotmail.com? they're so funny
2006-11-26 01:57:02 · answer #11 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋