A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis.
"The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
2006-11-26 01:53:01 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Yes, funny!
2006-11-26 01:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would change the ending and have her hit the ball 300 yards.
The pro says "That's great. now lets see what you can do when you take the club out of your mouth"
2006-11-26 02:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! LOL
Punch line totaly unexpected. Great.
2006-11-26 02:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by John B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i became in the shop searching for a birthday card for my chum. right here became a woman close by together with her son who became maybe 4 years previous or so. I felt a fart so I pushed it out. It became long and exceedingly loud. the girl tried to with courtesy pretend that no longer something occurred yet her son needed no area of that. He began to ask her..."Mommy, did you are trying this?" "Mommy, became which you?" The extra she tried to quiet him, the extra continual he became. She became so embarrassed that i could no longer help yet giggle.
2016-10-17 13:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by quinteros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good point for her: She held it even though she did it with her mouth: while some other wives don't even have it.
Good joke! It made me laugh for a while
2006-11-26 03:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by uruzluz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, yes really funny, 10/10 i loved it took me a while to stop laughin my boyfriend likes it too x x
Take care xx
2006-11-26 09:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke
2006-11-26 02:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical! We all know a married woman would never put her HUSBAND'S penis in her mouth...
2006-11-26 02:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-26 02:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by hey culligan man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I love a good joke!
2006-11-26 01:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋