"You don't look well", said the shark, " I'm not", said the squid, "I've drifted from my home in the Pacific to here in the Atlantic and it's far too cold for me here!" . "Why don't you swim back home?" the shark said. "I can't", said the squid, " I'm far to ill". " 'Tell you what", said the shark, " I have to make a trip to the Pacific, so I'll take you along with me, get on my back". Eventually, the pair arrived in the Pacific and were cruising along when they came across another shark. "Hello there, Dave," said the first shark, "Here, I've got that sick squid I owe you!".
2006-11-19
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