There are 3 men who die and get to the golden gates of heaven,god wants to have a chat with them all about their past!
He asks them all "i need to know how faithful you have been to your wives and depending on your truthful answers i shall give you all a car to drive around heaven in"
he asks the first one to which he answers
" i have never been faithful to be wife,i cheated on her about 5 times"
god said back "ok well ill give you a ford fiesta"
the second guy replies "i cheated on my wife once"
god replied "ok ill give you a new vectra"
the third guy said "i have not once cheated on my wife"
god said "ok ill give you a rolls royce"
so the guys are all happy driving around in their cars and the two unfaithful ones see the faithful one looking sad and go over to him "whats up..you should be happy..you got the best car"
he then replies "i know but i just saw my wife and shes on rollerskates" !!
sorry its so long..hope you liked it x
2006-11-19 03:06:02 · 22 answers · asked by Lydia K 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes i liked this joke its long and worth reading, So a big thumbs up
2006-11-19 03:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Good joke, but I reckon giving someone a vectra is pretty cruel!
2006-11-19 03:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There's many a double garage with only a pushbike inside !
2006-11-19 03:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow,,
nice one,,
now check my joke--
man1--hey,,in my computer,,
1)there is a start button,,but no stop button,,
2)it says "windows 98",,no window frames,,
3)theres an icon called"re-cycle",,but no other icons like" re-car",,re-bus",,etc,,
what use is this computer,,i m gonna complain to bill gates,,
2006-11-19 03:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by kp 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL that ones quite gud
2006-11-19 03:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nothing wrong with it there is a lot worse on here
2006-11-19 05:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was better the first time I heard it-----20yrs ago
2006-11-19 03:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by Buffy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah.
2006-11-19 03:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
rofl... sore subject for some, but really good!
2006-11-19 08:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by happy soul 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not really that long....it's funny though....u should put up some more riddle/jokes
good luck and have fun!
2006-11-19 03:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋