"You don't look well", said the shark, " I'm not", said the squid, "I've drifted from my home in the Pacific to here in the Atlantic and it's far too cold for me here!" . "Why don't you swim back home?" the shark said. "I can't", said the squid, " I'm far to ill". " 'Tell you what", said the shark, " I have to make a trip to the Pacific, so I'll take you along with me, get on my back". Eventually, the pair arrived in the Pacific and were cruising along when they came across another shark. "Hello there, Dave," said the first shark, "Here, I've got that sick squid I owe you!".
2006-11-19 03:06:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY OLD JOKE 3/10 FOR THE CHILD LIKE CHARM
2006-11-19 04:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squid all the time because its included in Thai food that I buy once a week. Octopus at an Italian restaurant a few times. I've had shark fin soup at a wedding.
2016-05-22 03:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told the joke 25 years (and for that matter 6 days ago!) Oldie but goodie.
2006-11-19 03:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Copy cat
I told that joke two days ago
2006-11-19 03:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, thats brilliant! Cheers!
2006-11-19 03:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like The Saudi said, are you for riyal ? Get it ? haha !
2006-11-19 03:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lesson.
Not everyone who does you a favor has your best interests in mind.
2006-11-19 03:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Gabriel D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is everyone who reads this British? If not, I bet they are laughing and don't even get it!
2006-11-19 10:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by footdoc123 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Not funny at all.
2006-11-19 03:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
5/10
2006-11-19 03:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋