All categories - 19 November 2006

If there is, when is it going to start?

2006-11-19 12:31:28 · 2 answers · asked by kahneiac9 2 in NASCAR

If you may please give me the answer by tonight I have an essay to write. Thanks!

2006-11-19 12:31:20 · 1 answers · asked by Grapefruit324 2 in Homework Help

2006-11-19 12:31:18 · 5 answers · asked by John R 1 in Higher Education (University +)

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said:
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home
"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one penny."
"One penny?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"10 pence," the barman replied.
"10 pence?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied:
"Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:
"I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied,
"now just rest and let the poison do its work."

2006-11-19 12:31:12 · 23 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am in a very loving, serious relationship with my bf but when it comes to him, I dont understand why he would want to be with me. I get very jealous of his past gfs because he has said how pretty and sexy they are. He says "youre pretty and sexy too", but I never believe it. My lack of self-esteem is really ruining our relationship. I have never though I was pretty and have always dealt with issues but its more intense with him. I dont know if its because im not my bf's "type"? He loves tan, dark eyes/skin, petite girls while im blue eyed, freckled, and tall. My low confidence in my looks, effects the bedroom as well. I feel like I wont ever be able to pleaure him, afraid to go on top (Im not big or struggling with those issues, i love my body, its just I would have NO clue what i am doing). Please help me, dont be mean to me, I just really need some help in how to make myself better so I can make my relationship with my bf better. thanks

2006-11-19 12:31:10 · 13 answers · asked by swtgrl83 1 in Mental Health

soap and how it makes things that float, sink. ie a pin floating, or a strawberry basket that floats, will sink when soap is added.

2006-11-19 12:31:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

I do not believe life begins at conception. You cannot prove I am wrong or you are right. Yet you (pro-lifers who would murder for your cause) demand that the whole country be forced to live according to your creed. How disgustingly religous.

2006-11-19 12:30:45 · 12 answers · asked by me 1 in Law & Ethics

Why do we say "they broke my heart" and the like, when it's your brain that deals with emotions?

2006-11-19 12:30:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

2006-11-19 12:30:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

I actually read this to be true.

2006-11-19 12:30:41 · 4 answers · asked by Suzanne S 2 in Birds

2006-11-19 12:30:39 · 1 answers · asked by Ontarius A 1 in Homework Help

I have a friend who has been told a child is his but the women keeps putting off the paternity testing. He Needs to know if this child is his or not. Can he make her get the test done?

2006-11-19 12:30:25 · 15 answers · asked by Betty 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

my dog weighs over 100 pounds i realy want her healthier
We normaly feed her Beniful dog chow

2006-11-19 12:30:25 · 22 answers · asked by josephahn72 2 in Dogs

2006-11-19 12:30:25 · 4 answers · asked by AARON R 1 in Movies

problem is ( it looks really simple but I just want to make sure)

9u+6v -10u

I am thinking that it would look like this in order to solve with correct combining like terms.
9u-10u +6v
ans would be -1u+6v or -u+6v

2006-11-19 12:30:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Ive been trying to distance myself from this girl who seems confused about me..She is away visiting and has not revealed much about us sleeping togther...She has not responded to texts related to our encounter (I asked once..no reponse) In fact after 2 1/2 weeks and a few responded texts from me..she for the first time intiated contact with a: just wanting to say hi (AT 2AM).. I replied: Hi back and a miss ya.. Ive left it at that...She sent this two days after i told her to contact me when she returned home... So..Im wondering since its been a week since her contact if I should send her a msg..OR wait till she makes another move????(Again I have laid all out to her..And her to me before sleeping with me...Now she seems to have reverted into her str8 shell...)..

2006-11-19 12:30:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-19 12:30:07 · 7 answers · asked by zanytanya 3 in Grade-Schooler

and on which day of passover do we give thanx for that specific thing?

2006-11-19 12:30:04 · 9 answers · asked by Christ Follower 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm not really sure why I feel this way. Today is his 8 b-day and I had a family party for him last night. He got alot of presents and was surrounded by loved ones. I am also throwing him a bowling party in Dec., but I am a single mom and money is tight so he is only allowed to invite 8 guests.
Today I took him bowling and sang happy b-day after dinner.
I always had tons of presents and lavish b-day parties as a kid, I am unable to do this for my son so I feel like a failure.
I guess I'm just looking for some support. I am trying my best, but I feel it's not good enough. Do I have a reason to feel as though I am letting him down? I am really upset. I wish I could do more for him.

2006-11-19 12:30:01 · 28 answers · asked by Ron's wife 3 in Parenting

Ok, so what's really wrong with Ian Thorpe? He is 24 years old, 5 times Olympic world medalist and ready to retire! Is the fact that he has been ill put doubt in his mind that he can't win? and if so, if he doesn't think he can win then he won't swim? Is that a little pretenious? I say get on with it and stop being a baby!

2006-11-19 12:29:56 · 4 answers · asked by stevebrit2004 2 in Swimming & Diving

2006-11-19 12:29:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Does God know when it is your time to die

Does God know when I am supposed to die?

Does God know when you are supposed to die?

How does God let us know when it is our time to die?

2006-11-19 12:29:48 · 25 answers · asked by D.J 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I not had periods very long but im going through hell. Theyre not reguler yet, i'm fed up having to carry stuff around with me just in case. I use pad s a lot just in case and they make me sore.
My mom isnt around to ask and i'm frightened my friends will laugh if i ask them.
I really need to use tampons but can't get it right.
Where can i find out more on periods etc? i need to find out things

2006-11-19 12:29:44 · 7 answers · asked by donnachick90 2 in Women's Health

2006-11-19 12:29:43 · 5 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

Do you?

2006-11-19 12:29:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (Canadian)

2006-11-19 12:29:34 · 2 answers · asked by Barabas 5 in Religion & Spirituality

a corndog? Poor me, they don't sell them in germany...

2006-11-19 12:29:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...all good in the world, but never for any of the bad?

2006-11-19 12:29:22 · 11 answers · asked by RELIGION 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-19 12:29:20 · 13 answers · asked by Jumble 4 in Psychology

Where did the name come from?

2006-11-19 12:29:08 · 11 answers · asked by Jacob M 1 in Trivia