I was walking past the local nursing home the other day when I saw a sign in the window..the sign was for a volunteer events coordinator. I thought this woud be a great idea for myself, as it would give me a chance to give back to the community and at the same time bring some joy into the lives of the elderly. I was hired for the position, and I went to work right away. The first event that we attended was an outing to our local strip club. Now look, I know what you're thinking, but these people can shuffle off this mortal coil at any second, I think they deserve a few lap dances before they go! And yes, I brought the ladies too, no sense in leaving them home on a Saturday night. I thought it was going quite well until Charlie, our oldest resident at 91 years old had a heart attack while getting a lap dance and passed on. Needless to say, this put a damper on our evening! I'm thinking next week I will take them bar-hopping..what do you think?
2006-11-17
23:45:35
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