I was walking past the local nursing home the other day when I saw a sign in the window..the sign was for a volunteer events coordinator. I thought this woud be a great idea for myself, as it would give me a chance to give back to the community and at the same time bring some joy into the lives of the elderly. I was hired for the position, and I went to work right away. The first event that we attended was an outing to our local strip club. Now look, I know what you're thinking, but these people can shuffle off this mortal coil at any second, I think they deserve a few lap dances before they go! And yes, I brought the ladies too, no sense in leaving them home on a Saturday night. I thought it was going quite well until Charlie, our oldest resident at 91 years old had a heart attack while getting a lap dance and passed on. Needless to say, this put a damper on our evening! I'm thinking next week I will take them bar-hopping..what do you think?
2006-11-17 23:45:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I never knew you were such a kind soul! Bar hopping would bring such joy! May i suggest a gay bar. You should really give them different experiences in the short time they have left!
2006-11-17 23:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by Pardon Moi? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If what you are saying were actually true, I'd say that's great! And hey, maybe they can get a seniors special discount or something. I don't think the elderly should be left out when it comes to sex, alcohol, or whatever other slightly perverted but legal thing, they'd like to do. Great idea :)
2006-11-17 23:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by Kerry 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOVE it.
maybe hire some strippers to come in for the ones who are bedbound. You can't forget them. They still have blood running through their veins.
Pole dancing classes would be awesome too.
2006-11-17 23:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well if that's not stepping up into the holiday spirit of giving I don't know what is....There just might be an extra lap dance in there for you from golly ole st nick himself!!.......
Hey El.....you sound like one of those guys that it hurts you to crack a smile...
Hello my dear....so nice being next to you again:):)
2006-11-18 04:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually Poster im a little squiffy and cant really think that straight...im sure that anything you do will be enough to send them on their way happy...;0)
2006-11-18 08:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to take a defibrillator along.
2006-11-17 23:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by terry t 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You go for it... I have already done it once.
2006-11-18 10:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Greek Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he is EL...lighten the f*uck up....
just here to cheerlead poster :)
2006-11-18 00:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
you are full of it write a novel instead
2006-11-17 23:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by matty60 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Looks like you have plenty of time. And you aren't funny.
2006-11-17 23:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by elgil 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋