All categories - 2 November 2006

Does this sound like Kerry was talking about Bush? NO!

If it was a joke he would have said that immediately. Instead, he dug his heels in and said, "I will not apologize...." If it was a joke he would have apologized and restated the joke...he didn't! His comments just show his continued hatred towards the US military.

LISTEN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLuMWiQ6r2o

2006-11-02 04:02:03 · 15 answers · asked by MackDaddy10 1 in Politics

Bad Mouthed Parrot





So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says,"OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird might be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

2006-11-02 04:02:02 · 11 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a bubble tip anenome in a 55 gallon tank which is about half full of live rock and some fish (2 ocilerius clowns, 1 yellow tang, 1 niger trigger, 1 dragon gobby, a couple crabs, and a couple snails). Last night I woke up and checked on the tank and the anenome looked like it was being sucked into the intake of the powerhead. I wait until the morning to see if he would get himself out and he didn't. So I removed him myself and he is heading right back for the powerhead. Is this normal? He looks like he is half dead but he's moving pretty fast to get back to the powerhead. Any suggestions?

2006-11-02 04:01:49 · 3 answers · asked by ME 3 in Fish

I'm trying to give a Bible study to my friend.

2006-11-02 04:01:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why do they make condoms and most people don't use them?

2006-11-02 04:01:49 · 13 answers · asked by Saesha J 1 in Pregnancy

2006-11-02 04:01:49 · 4 answers · asked by sonnie18 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

i need the command line for mysql plus so on the scrren must appear something like this:
Total Employees 1981-1982 1983-1984 since 1985


where database is 'emp' for employee !

2006-11-02 04:01:44 · 1 answers · asked by Chilianu E 1 in Programming & Design

Does anyone know of a good site other than Webshots to change your wall paper? Webshots is good but it slows down my PC

2006-11-02 04:01:43 · 3 answers · asked by tr2thhrt 5 in Software

3wks ago I got the oil filter changed it was loose and also replace a fuel injector. The smoking stopped; now 3wks later it has started back again. Smoke is white and it has this weird smell could it be the coolant, also my air condition went out in my car replaced it twice still blows hot air but the lines connected to it underneath the hood is very cold . Please help me.

2006-11-02 04:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by nikkitay 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

has anyone used the yoga ball to tone up and lose weight?? does it work??

2006-11-02 04:01:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Is this normal? It itches so badly that I end up scratching and stop running!

2006-11-02 04:01:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

...and it can happen fast, one minute I can't breath out of my left, the next minute it's the right!

2006-11-02 04:01:27 · 4 answers · asked by NeoV9 2 in Respiratory Diseases

2006-11-02 04:01:25 · 17 answers · asked by Lovebug123 5 in Other - Food & Drink

I'm American, so I've sometimes wondered what it must be like to have Christmas during the summer instead of the winter. In the US and many other countries in the Northern Hemisphere, the ideal Christmas is a "White Christmas", as the song goes. Do people in the Southern Hemisphere often celebrate Christmas by swimming or engaging in some other outdoor activity? Do people in Australia or New Zealand ever sing "White Christmas"?

2006-11-02 04:01:24 · 2 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Other - Holidays

gain electrons
lose electrons
gain protons
lose protons

2006-11-02 04:01:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Well i have one son and he is 5 years old he is going to be 6 in march.Since i had him i can not get pregnant. i did gain some pounds. but i dont know what to do cause do what to have more kids and also my husband wants one more child. i dont know what to do.

2006-11-02 04:01:21 · 10 answers · asked by Dulce O 2 in Trying to Conceive

2006-11-02 04:01:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I am finding it very difficult to cope with every thing in the my life right now.

2006-11-02 04:01:03 · 24 answers · asked by cerene 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I would like to join Curves to loose some weight and stay active but first I would like to know your experiences with the gym. I would appreciate if you can tell me about the 30 minute program, prices, diets, and your opinions in general.

2006-11-02 04:00:51 · 8 answers · asked by beauty_fan 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-02 04:00:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-11-02 04:00:50 · 7 answers · asked by hkenstuart 1 in Alternative Medicine

My daughter has found a sugar beet on her country walk and wants to taste it. Is it ok for human consumption?

2006-11-02 04:00:47 · 10 answers · asked by Hairy 2 in Other - Food & Drink

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
See you can't prove someone wrong unless you have definate proof it didn't exist and just because you haven't found any evidence it is true does not make it untrue.

2006-11-02 04:00:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

i want to remove my tiny pimples from my face suggest something very nice

2006-11-02 04:00:42 · 9 answers · asked by priya5343 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

Over the summer I purchased a laptop cooler. This worked so good, the fan would stay off. About a month ago, I had a problem with my computer and brought it to my campus computer center. They said they found viruses and whatnot and fixed it. After I got it back the fan would constanly run. They deny they did anything. I hate that they are always on because I bring my laptop to class and its so noisy compared to everyone elses. The laptop is about 3 years old and it is a compaq. I tried to use air in a can but that didn't help. Do any stores (Best Buy, Staples, etc.) clean the dust out of computers? If so how much does it run? Any other suggestions? Could tech help screwed up my computer?

2006-11-02 04:00:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2006-11-02 04:00:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2006-11-02 04:00:31 · 11 answers · asked by adraya 2 in Languages

I heard sometimes it can kill them

2006-11-02 04:00:25 · 7 answers · asked by elmosdabomb 1 in Allergies

So I've been told they are ok to wear again. Does the jacket have to match your jeans or how does that work??

2006-11-02 04:00:23 · 8 answers · asked by dee_0076 2 in Fashion & Accessories