All categories - 2 November 2006

Airplane Takes Off



A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

2006-11-02 04:00:22 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 04:00:22 · 12 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've always liked eating stuff cold, is it okay to eat cold chicken/steak/pizza? I've always done it and my girlfriend thinks I'm disgusting and crazy...

2006-11-02 04:00:17 · 32 answers · asked by just curious 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Has anyone done this and what were their experiences, good and bad?

2006-11-02 04:00:16 · 20 answers · asked by Nobigdeal 1 in Marriage & Divorce

OK so last night in French class someone was telling me that cats sound different in France than here in England. And that the same kind of animal can make make different sounds depending on the location. I'm thinking someone is pulling my leg... but just in case they aren't can anyone present some evidence? I just don't quite buy it!

2006-11-02 04:00:15 · 19 answers · asked by nature_guy 2 in Other - Science

2006-11-02 04:00:15 · 4 answers · asked by robwright_1976 1 in Credit

But 3 weeks ago we met up just for a catch up and went to the cinema and we kissed the following weekend I ended up staying the night I love him to bits but I locked up my feelings 4months ago when we finished and I am so afraid to let my feelings go incase I get hurt again, I'm having a chat with him this weekend because I want to be sure he's definite before I make up my mind. What should I say to him?Serious answers only.

2006-11-02 04:00:10 · 12 answers · asked by rainbow 2 in Singles & Dating

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2006-11-02 04:00:03 · 15 answers · asked by SinCity 3 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2006-11-02 04:00:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-11-02 03:59:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If I have an MBBS degree in India, is it possible for me to have a practice in the USA ?
Is the MBBS recognized in the USA?
If so kindly guide me regarding the procedure involved.
Thank you

2006-11-02 03:59:55 · 2 answers · asked by sarang k 1 in Other - Education

I was going to ask why Christians are so threatened by atheists, but someone already did that, and the respones were either attacking or pseudo-casual, like "you don't threaten me, you're just wrong," or, worse still, "I'll pray for you!" (Please don't bother!).

I have RARELY seen atheists want much more than to be LEFT ALONE by religious types, yet as far as I can see, Christians ARE threatened and can't stop preaching and claiming they KNOW for a fact that they're right (using their own arguments as "proof"...a clear tautology, in logical terms)! The existence of a god or gods cannot be proven any more than the NON-existence of the same.

Maybe this is why atheists lose their cool and lash back. So, why can't Christians just leave us alone?! Why do you feel so compelled to convert others, including Muslims, Jews and others?

2006-11-02 03:59:48 · 27 answers · asked by SieglindeDieNibelunge 5 in Religion & Spirituality

This item is plastic and says 1935 Detroit Tigers Championship on the front. The back side has a picture of the field and players and there is a dial to keep track of hits, runs, etc.

2006-11-02 03:59:45 · 2 answers · asked by blklabs4me2000 1 in Baseball

My dentist told me to use a popsicle stick when I can to push it outward. He says it will be easy once it gets past the opposite line of teeth.

Oh, I'm 23 years old.

Will this work? If so, how long does it take?

2006-11-02 03:59:45 · 8 answers · asked by amanda 3 in Dental

Was just wondering why an American Pit Bull Terrier is not Akc Okay but a Staffordshire Pit is?...What is the difference in the 2 breeds? Do not want to sound stupid but very curious...Please explain the difference in the 2 breeds...Serious answers only please...Thank You..

2006-11-02 03:59:44 · 7 answers · asked by tamrolson 2 in Dogs

If an employer asks which day is better for interviewing, today or tomorrow, and you say tomorrow, can you call them back and reschedule it for the same day instead?

2006-11-02 03:59:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

my b/f asks me all the time what im thinking about and whats on my mind even when im fine he still asks, im getting sick of it and to the point where im gonna cuss at him but i dont want to how should i tell him to stop without hurting him?

2006-11-02 03:59:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-02 03:59:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

really break down foods?
(for weight loss reasons)

2006-11-02 03:59:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-02 03:59:20 · 8 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Psychology

Is it the two teams with the best record or is it the best team from the North and the best team from the South?

2006-11-02 03:59:19 · 8 answers · asked by Rett 1 in Football (American)

2006-11-02 03:59:17 · 30 answers · asked by Proud American 1 in Religion & Spirituality

need information to find out if i have a warrant for my arrest in arizona I dont want to pay to find out isnt there a site for free or isnt there a phone number?

2006-11-02 03:59:16 · 8 answers · asked by thebowman02 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-11-02 03:59:11 · 11 answers · asked by Alex B 1 in Music

I ran to the end of the rainbow the other eve...and happened to stumble upon a leprauchaun...he was nice and had a pot o gold. Anyone ever meet one? His name was Willy...he lives in Montana. he was nice, anyways...just wonderin' if anyone else has ever met one?

2006-11-02 03:59:02 · 6 answers · asked by Sara S 4 in Celebrities

isn't it only said with "chee" sound if there is only 1 "c", as in "baci?" (ba chee)?

how come you say "ree chee" as in christina ricci and not "ree kee"?
thanks

2006-11-02 03:59:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I thought it was really clever how Juliet showed Jack the tape but still spoke to Jack as if she were trying to convince him.

I'm not sure if I would a save Ben. Jack could make it look like he tried to save him but really kill him, and only him and Juliet would know the truth...tough decision!...any opinions?

2006-11-02 03:58:48 · 15 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am about to start a degree in international business and cannot decide which language to take with teh degree

2006-11-02 03:58:39 · 18 answers · asked by Soso 1 in Careers & Employment

Other than becoming a substitute, are there ways to find out if teaching is right for me?

2006-11-02 03:58:37 · 14 answers · asked by fujiyakai 2 in Teaching