Airplane Takes Off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
2006-11-02 04:00:22 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first joke i have laughed at in a long time.
2006-11-02 12:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Isidro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bold Passenger with a lots of courage to accept the fact what was his condition...when he heard the Pilot saying 'Oh My God !'
Ha Ha Ha...... Excellent Joke !!! I liked it !
2006-11-02 04:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is my sentence. I kissed a baseball bat because I was high. I thank you in advance for the anticipated birthday greetings from you.
2016-05-23 17:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, again!
Thanks for giving me a good laugh!
2006-11-04 05:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! That's nothing you should see the front of my shirt? Just kidding!!!
2006-11-02 05:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny.
2006-11-02 04:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny
2006-11-02 04:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 05:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha - keep 'em coming!!
2006-11-02 04:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poopie!!!!
2006-11-02 04:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋