Bad Mouthed Parrot
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says,"OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird might be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
2006-11-02 04:02:02 · 11 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Art of narrating a story takes lot of imgination and presentation style....and I must admit that you have been blessed with them to come up with such a nice story! Ha Ha Ha ...........it was too funny ... One can imagine how the Parrot
must felt, seeing the dressed Chicken in the Fridge !! Excellent One !!!
2006-11-02 04:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. I've heard it before, but it cracks me up every time.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it tonight.
Have a great evening!
2006-11-03 12:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke made me laugh!! Sad for the poor parrot!!
2006-11-02 04:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that before. It was OK but had an awful lot of setup before the punchline.
2006-11-02 04:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-02 04:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by shaqmc21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard ti before, but it is always good for a laugh.
Tahnks.
2006-11-04 05:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me laugh out loud! I added this to my favorites.
:-)
2006-11-02 04:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha yeah that shut his lil a** up real quick!!
2006-11-02 04:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 05:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats old.....and i heard it turkey.....its still kinda funny neways tho
2006-11-02 04:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by hArLeY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋