All categories - 29 October 2006

Well, I'm 13 and i haven't started The Crimson River, The Friend that Visits once A month, whatever you want to call it. MY friends have al lstarted it and they all go "You're going to hate it so much,Fiona!" I'm so nervous now! My mom says I'm going to start soon and I'm worried about starrting in school, or just staring in general!

2006-10-29 02:51:57 · 9 answers · asked by Fiona 2 in Women's Health

Since it looks as though the Democrats are going to control at least the House, if not the Senate too, I was wondering what specific areas people think they will be targeting to help America?

2006-10-29 02:51:56 · 17 answers · asked by Born of a Broken Man 5 in Elections

2006-10-29 02:51:55 · 2 answers · asked by tsikes111 1 in Internet

I have a candle in a wide glass (from IKEA) and it's burnt about as much as it can. What's the best way of getting that last cm or so of wax out so that I can use the glass for something else, or at least recycle it without the gunk on the bottom?

Thanks.

2006-10-29 02:51:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-10-29 02:51:38 · 7 answers · asked by Join The Revolution! 2 in Words & Wordplay

2006-10-29 02:51:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2006-10-29 02:51:31 · 5 answers · asked by airless101 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-29 02:51:29 · 11 answers · asked by jack s 1 in Programming & Design

Cindy Sheehan has only asked to face George Walker Bush so she can ask him what the noble cause was that her son was massacred over in Iraq for.

Bush refuses to face her, perhaps because there was no noble cause except for him & cheney to get richer on Iraq'a oil.

In my book, the man is a coward for not having the gonads to face the parents of our fallen soldiers.

See what one Rebulican says:

"Cindy Sheehan did the attacking."

If Bush was 1/2 of a man he would face Cindy and give her the peace that this woman deserves instead of hiding out from her.

2006-10-29 02:51:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

"I'm going fishing."
Really means...
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"Let's take your car."
Really means...
"Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."

"Woman driver."
Really means...
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."
Really means...
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means...
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling

"Good idea."
Really means...
"It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"Have you lost weight?"
Really means...
"I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."

"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means...
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means...
"I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means...
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

"I got a lot done."
Really means...
"I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

"We're going to be late."
Really means...
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Hey, I've read all the classics."
Really means...
"I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972."

"You cook just like my mother used to."
Really means...
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means...
"I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...
"Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means...
"I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me."
Really means...
"You want me to stay awake."

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

"That's women's work."
Really means...
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"Will you marry me?"
Really means...
"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"Go ask your mother."
Really means...
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means...
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means...
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Football is a man's game."
Really means...
"Women are generally too smart to play it."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means...
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house."
Really means...
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means...
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means...
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means...
"What did you catch me at?"

"What do you mean, you need new clothes?"
Really means...
"You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."

"She's one of those rabid feminists."
Really means...
"She refused to make my coffee."

"But I hate to go shopping."
Really means...
"Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."

"No, I left plenty of gas in the car."
Really means...
"You may actually get it to start."

"I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys."
Really means...
"I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, with pre-evolutionary companions."

"I heard you."
Really means...
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means...
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means...
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I brought you a present."
Really means...
"It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."

"I missed you."
Really means...
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet
paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means...
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means...
"I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"This relationship is getting too serious."
Really means...
"I like you more than my truck."

"I recycle."
Really means...
"We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
Really means...
"Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"It sure snowed last night."
Really means...
"I suppose you're going to nag me about shovelling the walk now."

"It's good beer."
Really means...
"It was on sale."

"I don't need to read the instructions."
Really means...
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

"I'll fix the garbage disposal later."
Really means...
"If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one."

"I broke up with her."
Really means...
"She dumped me."

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."
Really means...
"Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

2006-10-29 02:51:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-29 02:51:19 · 25 answers · asked by Toshihiro 3 in Diet & Fitness

Well i wanted to know if a restraining order on a 17 yr old

2006-10-29 02:51:15 · 11 answers · asked by Sup Man 2 in Law & Ethics

My mom was killed 9 years ago by a drunk driver. She was walking home she was in front of the apartment complex next to where we lived when he came out of no where and hit her. He stoped looked at her then drove off. There was witness that saw his licennesse plate # and saw him so that's how they found him. Me and my 2 sister all unage at her death got 73 thousand each. But apart of me have always wanted to meet this guy who killed her and ask if he has changed any. However, I don't feel its my place to go and bring up something he already has to live with.

2006-10-29 02:51:13 · 24 answers · asked by Sondra 3 in Family

I cant forget that my bf cheated me. How to forget it? he is not my bf anymore but i always have to think about what he made. it is like a knife in my heart...

2006-10-29 02:51:12 · 8 answers · asked by xxx 2 in Singles & Dating

The kind that make you hot just hearing them. Ones that let you and your partner know - in no uncertain terms - what's about to happen. Nothing too fast, just sultry, sexy songs to "get it on" by.

2006-10-29 02:51:04 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa S 2 in Music

2006-10-29 02:51:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I AM PURSUING MCA AND I'LL BE FACING CAMPUS INTERVIEWS IN THE NEXT SEM(4th SEM). CAN I APPLY FOR THE SAME OFFCAMPUS...........WHICH ARE THE COMPANIES THAT PROVIDE FOR SUCH FACILITIES?

2006-10-29 02:50:57 · 1 answers · asked by ratnesh k 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-10-29 02:50:54 · 11 answers · asked by ChristianNanny 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Hey ladies. I have a problem. I started my last period on Sept 23/24 and my cycles are generally normal. I've been off B/C since mid September (the patch -- had a period in August when supposted to on it aswell). And have had unprotected sex quite a few times. I've been feeling odd and I've been late on my period (its not stress... I used to be in high stress and still had normal cycles). I'm not worried about being pregnant. But today I noticed a little... brownish/red (like old blood) on my toilet paper. Its not really showing up on my panty liner. Is this implantation bleeding? I'm not even cramping like I usually do (its a weird cramp). I did a pregnancy test this morning (Clearblue Easy Digital) and it said "Not Pregnant". Okay, great. But then I pulled out the stick and saw a faint second line! Could the test have missed that? I know it says to ignor the strip but still.

Help?

2006-10-29 02:50:52 · 3 answers · asked by Amanda 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

This was a whole pound of bacon that was wrapped in paper then rolled up and fit into a round can. I would really like to find any such product that would even be similar.

2006-10-29 02:50:52 · 0 answers · asked by US Lisa 3 in Other - Food & Drink

My boyfriend and I are going on vacation Friday but I'm due to start Thursday. This will be an obvious hamper. Does anyone know of any ways to actually skip a period or at least delay it?

2006-10-29 02:50:49 · 4 answers · asked by killedcore24 1 in Women's Health

ok so i have twin on the way but i don't really want them. i can't control myself from not having kids. what do i do?

2006-10-29 02:50:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

The last few months I've felt lazy and no desire to go out with friends. I've also noticed that I have a shorter fuse than usual, even though I have an anger problem. If I bump my head, I'm usually pissed the rest of the day. That's how bad it is. The only thing I can think of is that I started working full-time now and the no desire to go out started around that time. Do you think this is the problem?Am I depressed? What's goin' on?

2006-10-29 02:50:44 · 4 answers · asked by cubsjunkie 3 in Other - Diseases

2006-10-29 02:50:36 · 1 answers · asked by John S 1 in Other - United States

hi me & my friend (girl) stopped talking 4 the past 2 years. just misunderstandings but i really care 4 her as a tru friend i want 2 clear all misunderstandings & tell her that i care 4 her. but the problem is 1 of my friend said that if i talk to that girl again he will tell her that i stopped talking 2 my mother due 2 her & that i've been on fasting 4 her sake 4 the past 3 years wishing & praying 2 god that she should get a gud hubby & nice in-laws. i don't want that girl 2 know these things. i've been wasting time whether 2 tell her the actual things or not. what to do? i am not bothered whether she will understand my friendship or not but just i want to tell her that i care for her. any suggestions? don't think that i am obsessive with this girl. normally i do care for everyone. even for my old neighbours & friends (this includes ladies also)

2006-10-29 02:50:35 · 8 answers · asked by Dvij 3 in Friends

What suppose to do when you love someone then you know that she has married 9 years ago.
In addition, she cannot get the divorce.
Please advice me

2006-10-29 02:50:30 · 6 answers · asked by Walid 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-29 02:50:25 · 1 answers · asked by questions 1 in Music

im sick again thinking about this guy. i just want his thought to stop popping in my head. i cant keep busy every waking moment. im running out of options. even when i have free time the thought of him gaps in and downs me once again. how can i stop this pattern? ive gotten plenty of advice but the thought of what this guy did to me and that he somewhat got a kick out of seeing me hurt just wont go away. ive done all i can. i know he doesnt care and i still keep dwelling on it. i need one last emergency advice cause this sht is killing me. i know it would be like im still letting him take over my life if i continue to this. im aware off all my choices but this sucks and im getting depressed slowly. i feel it coming. plz help. some really stong kind words would do alot of easy this pain right now. he hurt me and i mean bad. and the thought of how he is having fun and sleeping like a baby at night makes me think the unthinkable. plz help someone anyone?

2006-10-29 02:50:16 · 17 answers · asked by eaglestraces123 4 in Singles & Dating

by a stranger

2006-10-29 02:50:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I have the pink eye and its very irritating does anyone know any home remedies plz i really need help

2006-10-29 02:50:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health