>Try to have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?
>
>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in
the
head.
>
>Now it gets really weird.
>
>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>
>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>
> Now hang on to your seat.
>
>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>
>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.
>
>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>
>And here's the kicker.
>
>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
>A week before Kennedy was shot, he too was in Monroe....Marilyn
Monroe
that is.........
>
>Creepy huh?
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