All categories - 25 October 2006

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (ML) and the Other one is known as Sister logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, No! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course its not working. The man did only the logical thing. He started to walk faster
Too.

SM: So, What shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You go that way and I will go this way. He
Can not follow us both.

2006-10-25 04:41:52 · 15 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people assume that they know how intelligent someon is, just because they don't agree with their views.

2006-10-25 04:41:52 · 5 answers · asked by learnfromachild 3 in Politics

The only people I know here are my partner and his parents. I hate going out on my own and even the thought of it makes me feel very nervous. I am very shy and not good at making new friends. My partner is often out with his friends and I am left at home alone. I cry so much when I am on my own. I feel so lonely, How can I overcome my shyness and meet friends. My loneliness is killing me, Please can someone help.

2006-10-25 04:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by kazmoby 1 in Friends

The reason behind the excuses that were given at the time.

2006-10-25 04:41:38 · 34 answers · asked by Sandy 2 in Media & Journalism

if you know anyone who got pregnant while using the depo-shot will ya let me know. because i wanna know if i can get pregnant while using the depo-shot. i have been using the depo-shot sents i was 17 and i am 19 now.

2006-10-25 04:41:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

What are some of the problems faced by Sikhs while trying to maintain their cultural identity in a foreign land? like with their truban etc. and how they trying to adapt into like a place like canada and what problems they face trying to settle.

2006-10-25 04:41:36 · 5 answers · asked by blazzingred30 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What hardware do i need to make it wireless? Can i buy a usb adaptor or do i need a card? UK.

2006-10-25 04:41:28 · 6 answers · asked by ROBERT W 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

My boyfriend brought me into a jewlely store. He just wants to get the prefect gift so I believed him that it was not an engagement ring. Then the other day while I was at school I got the lyrics to the song my boyfriend and I want to dance to at our wedding. I put the song in a border. When I showed it to my boyfriend I told him to write something at the top when there was open space. And in other words he told me the ring was a engagement ring and that I know what will be writen in the space.

2006-10-25 04:41:22 · 25 answers · asked by reba s 2 in Marriage & Divorce

take care of it?...need advice on pain relief as this sun of a gun is burning like someone put a lit match to it...been putting ice on it.... no use going to the E/R because theres not much they can do that i cant by going to the local pharmacy....however i have never broken a finger so i dont know what to do.....also my dad says i do need to go to the E/R for xray and such because i could have done damage that im not aware of that could cause it to not heal correctly.....what do you think about this?....oh and before you ask - yes i'm sure its broken

2006-10-25 04:41:18 · 16 answers · asked by cookiesmom 7 in Injuries

In response to my demand for my husband to start getting a job that has a steady income so that he can pay for his share of the expenses looking after our children and also to return whatever I have paid on his behalf over the last 6-7 years, he says that he will make sure he gets the children to pay me back when they can.

2006-10-25 04:41:14 · 14 answers · asked by Tired 1 in Marriage & Divorce

im not use to it the idea of entertaining opposite sex (aside from my husband) in our house. im thinking that my husband would have this bad thoughts of me flirting with other guys.

2006-10-25 04:41:08 · 10 answers · asked by shelley 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-25 04:41:03 · 6 answers · asked by Ash 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-10-25 04:41:03 · 5 answers · asked by Drake/Anon 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Numbers don't lie, specially the ones provided by the FBI, DOJ and Census that show blacks making up 13% of the population, yet being responsible for about 50% of crime. Now it is obvious to me that social programs are really not working. Too many take advantage of it, and this creates economical problems that lead people into crime. So I will write my congressman with suggestions as part of my solution to all this, though I would like to know from you what the problems in social programs are and how they can be fixed to provide a better chance to these people.

2006-10-25 04:41:02 · 8 answers · asked by Watermelon N' Chickin 1 in Politics

2006-10-25 04:41:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-25 04:41:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Martha's way: Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shape pancakes every time.
My way: Buy the precooked kind you nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds. The hard part is getting them out of the plastic bag.

Martha's way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in thebag with the potatoes.
My way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's way: To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard boiling.
My way: Who cares if they crack, aren't you going to take the shells off anyway?

Martha's way: To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.
My way: Sleep with the lemons in between the mattress and box springs.

Martha's way: To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop.
My way: Eat at Chili's every night and avoid cooking.

Martha's way: Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.
My way: Feed your garbage disposal and there won't be any leftovers.

Martha's way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
My way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up"
My way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.
My motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.

Martha's way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
My way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff.

2006-10-25 04:40:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have the crust, sauce, and cheese for a Chef Boy-ar-dee pizza but have thrown away the box. Anyone know how much hot water to add to the crust mix to make the crust???

2006-10-25 04:40:58 · 3 answers · asked by alecrone 2 in Cooking & Recipes

i have a figure of 32/25/35...plz comment on it..if you think i need to improve it, plz temme how to do it.....thanks!

2006-10-25 04:40:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

Guys i'm not a big footie fan, but having said that i really like watching the world cup....so enligten me...what would you compare the feeling to, when your team scores a goal, that you have waited for with bated breath.....describe that feeling you get seriously, what would you compare it to?...........If you can compare it.

2006-10-25 04:40:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

In the US, which channel is Lost season 3 episode 4 on tonight? also what time is it on?

2006-10-25 04:40:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I say it is Alice in Wonderland....

2006-10-25 04:40:49 · 11 answers · asked by LothLorien 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-10-25 04:40:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A friend of mine, who is a private person, normally doesn't want to write a blog, because he thinks showing everything to the world is not suitable for him.

However, he is tempted to create one now. The reason is he has been working overseas for a long time. So the person risks losing touch with many childhood friends, who stay local and may not know what he is at the moment. So he wants to write something, so friends can feel a bit closer to him. But he's still not sure.

Do you think creating a blog can help?

2006-10-25 04:40:41 · 9 answers · asked by lankhai2006 1 in Friends

An emergency call from a Miss Roberts reports, "Help, we need an ambulence. There's been an accident off of I-40." The ambulence and cops arrive on the scene just seconds later. In amazement they stumble out of their cars to see that the car has blown up and there is debris and fire everywhere. Officer Billings immediately calls it in.
In the middle of the call-in a man comes struggling out of the mess.
Officer Billings immediately perpares to fire. Raising his arms in surrender he yells, "No, don't shoot!" At that remark, Officer Billings Fires and kills the man. Why?

2006-10-25 04:40:39 · 14 answers · asked by zrose86 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I purchased some mums this weekend and I want to split them so I can have them in two different areas of my garden. Do I have to get another one?

2006-10-25 04:40:25 · 9 answers · asked by runzwsizorz 3 in Garden & Landscape

Hia wat should i call my new kitten it is a male n it is grey with a bit of white any ideas ??? but i already have a cat called trixie n a dog called Eddie.

2006-10-25 04:40:24 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2006-10-25 04:40:19 · 6 answers · asked by Ryan C 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Is it tasty?

I remember it from the "Soup Nazi" episode of Sienfeld and always wondered what it was.

2006-10-25 04:40:16 · 9 answers · asked by pouchless 2 in Cooking & Recipes

i have fallen in love with my online guy but we are both attached how do you know if its real .... speciallly after three years

2006-10-25 04:40:13 · 9 answers · asked by dizzy 1 in Marriage & Divorce