All categories - 24 October 2006

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.

Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and --"

The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."

The father came home, and the wife told him that she was leaving him.

"But why?" croaked the husband.

"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"

2006-10-24 07:12:21 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I like shoulder cut styles for my hair, but my husband like to see long straight hair.

2006-10-24 07:12:20 · 21 answers · asked by ainy silver 1 in Hair

2006-10-24 07:12:18 · 6 answers · asked by noemi_thats_me 1 in Entertaining

For example, Parkinson's disease, Alzheimer's disease, leg shot off while participating in a mean spirited war, disfunctional adult who would have been better off being aborted...

2006-10-24 07:12:18 · 5 answers · asked by Curt 4 in Other - Politics & Government

In the 1981 blockbuster movie, Excalibur, what were the exact words uttered by Merlin when he conjured up the Dragon's Breath spell?

2006-10-24 07:12:11 · 6 answers · asked by Ricky the Kid 4 in Movies

I trust my husband but I feel threatened by the relationship. Am I nuts?

2006-10-24 07:12:06 · 22 answers · asked by buggerhead 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-24 07:11:58 · 25 answers · asked by Paul 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-24 07:11:52 · 3 answers · asked by hanish g 1 in Investing

I do hehehe.

2006-10-24 07:11:50 · 5 answers · asked by Chatter Cheese 1 in Polls & Surveys

and please say where i can i get it from (from the net of cource) like download.com and so

2006-10-24 07:11:45 · 7 answers · asked by loojy 2 in Software

2006-10-24 07:11:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Remember 9/11 ??????????????

2006-10-24 07:11:32 · 14 answers · asked by Oh Tami !! 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Her hair started thinning out in the past few years, but now she is losing it very rapidly.

Thanks for any help you can offer!

2006-10-24 07:11:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Crustless....

2006-10-24 07:11:27 · 2 answers · asked by RetroGal 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I recently went to a fortuneteller and she said a lot of things that shocked me, like what was going to happen in the next 18 months, nothing was bad, she just said some things that I think won't happen. She seem to know a lot about me but I didn't even give anything away. What is your view??

2006-10-24 07:11:26 · 13 answers · asked by sexy chick 1 in Community Service

what do you think you were made for?do you believe that a divine influence created you?were we made for a purpose?or is just chemicals messing around with each other?

2006-10-24 07:11:24 · 8 answers · asked by hsinava 3 in Other - Society & Culture

I know he likes me. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I just want to be friends. When do I need to let him know that? Now? Or just if he wants a third date? Or even later?

2006-10-24 07:11:12 · 8 answers · asked by mrs. vader 4 in Singles & Dating

Don't get me wrong........i'm not in it for the money. I would rather get attention and get showered with love. But if you had to, would you stay with a man because he had the money to support you and you LOVE it.

2006-10-24 07:11:07 · 11 answers · asked by luv4airy 2 in Friends

If someone has thrush can they spread it to someone by kissing them? Thrush is a yeast infection in the mouth.

2006-10-24 07:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by kd 2 in Other - Health

I feel very lost with all of this ... The test i have to go through and the medicine they're talking to put me on doesn't encourage me very much ... I would like to talk to someone with bi polar disorder please i need advice and tips ... if anyone knows about natural medicine possibly...

2006-10-24 07:10:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

i have got the cane problem since I was 15 yrs old now i"m 21 but still the problem is the same .I have gone through a lot of Homeopathic medications but nothing has improved...Although they are not painfull but they leave marks on the face...The acne is not like red or swollen but still they leave black marks...

2006-10-24 07:10:54 · 18 answers · asked by sweetie 1 in Other - Skin & Body

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

2006-10-24 07:10:53 · 9 answers · asked by Maury 1 in Jokes & Riddles

yum!

2006-10-24 07:10:50 · 10 answers · asked by RetroGal 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-24 07:10:50 · 10 answers · asked by Ashok Chavda 3 in Trivia

i mean she's jsut too bossy, rude and mean!!!

dont know what jigga sees in her anyways.....

2006-10-24 07:10:44 · 11 answers · asked by §èxÿtàmmý ® 5 in Celebrities

I am going to this girls house tonight for dinner. What kind of wine should I bring? I don't know what she is cooking. What is a good all around wine. I think probably some kind of red wine.

2006-10-24 07:10:38 · 22 answers · asked by fiscomi 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I'm 17 yeard old. I'm staying with my boyfriend's aunt, he's staying with his stepfather. I have no family to go to for help. My boyfriend is living virtually in the middle of nowhere, and I"m pretty far from the city too. We don't a vehicle . When it comes down to it, we don't have anything. A few clothing items and eachother that's it. We need help. I honestly think I'm losing my mind. I'm just so lost, I don't know what to do. Please someone help figure something out. I can't keep living like this.

My boyfriend is trying really hard but it's very difficult when you're in the middle of nowhere.

2006-10-24 07:10:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

This was sent to me today - I would like to share it with all of you....
I N S T R U C T I O N S F O R L I F E
1. Take account :great love and achievements
involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. The three R’s: [Respect]
for self,
for others
Responsibility for your actions.
4. Not getting what you want can be a
wonderful stroke of luck.
5. To break rules properly you must learn them 1st.
6. Don’t let little disputes injure a great relationship.
7. If you’ve made a mistake, take immediate corrective
steps.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when thinking
back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for
your life.
13. In disagreements deal only with the present
don’t bring up the past.
14. Judge success by what you had to give up

2006-10-24 07:10:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations