All categories - 24 October 2006

2006-10-24 07:15:13 · 22 answers · asked by Red E OR NOT 1 in Singles & Dating

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2006-10-24 07:15:08 · 21 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the most distinctive feature / phenomenon / object that best illustrates the paradoxical position of straddling b/w east and west in terms of evolution and progress?
e.g. Singlish, Merlion, education?

2006-10-24 07:15:07 · 4 answers · asked by AustinG 2 in Sociology

what does a engimg being flushed has to do with a check engine light on and a failed inspection for the emission system. what is the benefits and how it will effect my engine. 2000 pontiac sunfire 2.2litter .

2006-10-24 07:15:06 · 3 answers · asked by mickey 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

How much is too much? and what is good and bad criticism? etc etc...

2006-10-24 07:15:05 · 28 answers · asked by lazydazy 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-24 07:15:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 07:14:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-10-24 07:14:45 · 7 answers · asked by Missy 1 in Music

in contemporary literature, and in the media and social interaction in general?

Does this have something to do with the limited attention span of 21st century man? Is it related to Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)? Can we blame it all on that and Ritalin? Does it date back to August 1, 1981, the fateful date when MTV began broadcasting? Or does it go back to the earliest sitcoms or the advent of television itself? Does it perhaps predate even television?

Please share your views. I am open to controversy, welcome it in fact. Is my supposition itself full of holes? Tell me so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritalin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV

2006-10-24 07:14:44 · 5 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Books & Authors

2006-10-24 07:14:28 · 11 answers · asked by ana.mellise 1 in Sociology

As her abdomen seems to be larger, what are the chances she may be as she is getting concerned this evening and is thinking of going to buy a test kit

2006-10-24 07:14:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

i had my last period sept 9 but i know one of them are peeing alot is doing the number 2 one of them sry about being gross but want to know

2006-10-24 07:14:23 · 6 answers · asked by caron d 2 in Pregnancy

2006-10-24 07:14:21 · 26 answers · asked by Oliver G 1 in Other - Health

2006-10-24 07:14:17 · 16 answers · asked by BeautyMark 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

she hasn't talked to my three daughters in over a year and last time she did my girls were mest up cause of her lies and promises we don't want her out of thier lives but i want to protect my girl s they are my first prioity. she also lives in another state and lost the girls to child wefare there it cost me alot of money and time just to prove i cared and wanted them and i'll be damned if i was gonna let the state adopt my girls she also lost to other children got preg by some other guy and adopted that child and calls and says my girls are her baby we pray for her to get her life together but i worry for the girls to be safe so i refer to eccl 3 and mathew 18 but i need to know should i wait till they can make thier own dission or allow them to talk to thier mother?

2006-10-24 07:14:16 · 11 answers · asked by hawop 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm in my late 20's and I have been sexaully assualted/harrassed at a restaurant my husband and I eat at regularly by the manager. He proceeds to touch me in appropriately when my husband isnt' at the table by rubbing my shoulders and arms. He has even tickled me one time while I was eating there alone. One of his employees approached me and said that the manager claims he and I are having an affair. I am now so disgusted that I no longer have any desire to enter the restaurant. Please tell what I can do about this disgusting behavior. I will not allow myself to be subject to this again, but I fear for any other female customers that walk into this restaurant and are subjected to the same treatment.

2006-10-24 07:14:15 · 17 answers · asked by Mizzy Hunt 3 in Law & Ethics

Ok Yes i know there apart of having a child u get stretch marks!! but is there anyway u can remove them like laser surgery if so how much does it cost! plz no dumb answers thanks:)

2006-10-24 07:14:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Ferrari with massa and raikkonen
renault with fisichella and Kovalainen
or mclaran with alonso

2006-10-24 07:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by d_generate3000 2 in Auto Racing

If you could cast one spell that you were assured would work...what would it be?

2006-10-24 07:14:11 · 7 answers · asked by The Trooper 6 in Polls & Surveys

please answer with complete honesty..

2006-10-24 07:14:05 · 11 answers · asked by Valencianista 6 in Singles & Dating

I am an employee of a very small used car dealership, and we also finance cars ourselves. One of our customers is in default of the loan (stopped paying) and we got a letter from the Missouri (we are in Iowa) DOT saying she registered the vehicle there. We have no address, no contact information, and unsure of our legal rights. Can we report the vehicle stolen? The title is in her name but we are listed as lienholder. She isnt even 1/3 way through her payments yet.

Thank you, any websites, sources, or suggestions would be helpful.

2006-10-24 07:14:05 · 3 answers · asked by kassandraleche 1 in Buying & Selling

I work at a fine dining restaurant, and we currently sing the typical "Happy Birthday" to our guests. Does anyone have suggestions for something a little classier or less cheesy?

2006-10-24 07:14:05 · 2 answers · asked by kiki 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My main theme discusses dysfunctional families, but I need 3 more to tie in with the main theme. I was thinking possibly escaping reality, deception, controlling parents, any more out there?

2006-10-24 07:14:01 · 3 answers · asked by Jibbletz 2 in Books & Authors

I went to the gynecologist yesterday and I knew it might be a uncomfortable, and my female friends said i might feel a bit of pressure, but overall the pap test does not hurt. I was stunned how much it really really hurt. I have never experienced pain like that before. No one else I know has expereinced this, but I can't be the only woman in the world who had a really painful pap test.

I am still bleeding from it (day 2) (The Gynecologist said I was bleeding more then I should.)

2006-10-24 07:13:56 · 10 answers · asked by sunlover1975 2 in Women's Health

im looking for a vet to talk to for a school project!? or if you're not a vet do you know any that i can get in contact with via email?? plzz help its soo important!

2006-10-24 07:13:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Are you a racist ? Are you proud of it ?

2006-10-24 07:13:50 · 33 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

why does everybody outside of ireland tink dat we all have red hair and green eyes????i mean one girl in my class hass red hair!!!!! and as for green eyes.....also what is wit the potato?ok we used to eat it all the time (we as in they) but we eat other things now....at the thought of stew for dinner i shudder and we dont have those strong accents everybody says we have!and before u ask....ther is no such ting as leperachauns.......

2006-10-24 07:13:43 · 9 answers · asked by nikki! <3RDJ<3 3 in Mythology & Folklore

Recently, i posted another questions about when to have kids. Well, I talked with my boyfriend/fiance about getting married before having kids, and he's really heart set on having kids before marriage, because he feels that getting married first will really push back having kids. What should I do? I really would love to get married first but I really want kids. He's mine forever we have both come to that agreement, and we're moving to Colorado to be with my family, (who adores him). He want's kids first then marriage. I'm really undecided.

2006-10-24 07:13:41 · 10 answers · asked by Marsha N 1 in Trying to Conceive

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

2006-10-24 07:13:39 · 14 answers · asked by Maury 1 in Jokes & Riddles