Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
2006-10-24 07:13:39 · 14 answers · asked by Maury 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-10-24 07:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wait until you're 90, boyo.
2006-10-24 14:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-10-24 14:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO keep up the good work.
2006-10-24 14:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2006-10-24 14:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-24 14:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by neverenuff4him 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol liked it
2006-10-24 15:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2006-10-24 14:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by notda14u2toplaywith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. funny
2006-10-24 14:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-10-24 14:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-24 14:22:45 · answer #11 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋