A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-10-24 07:15:08 · 21 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love It:) :)
2006-10-24 08:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 04:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being an ex flight attendant I find this joke really funny. I just love it. Serves him right.
2006-10-24 07:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by june clever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-10-24 12:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I hadn't heard that one before...cute! And what man would actually listen to a woman...LOL ;)
2006-10-24 07:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by 49erfan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilariously Priceless I can't stop laughing!
2006-10-24 07:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-10-24 07:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tha "Bay Be" 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it just like a man to not listen
2006-10-24 07:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-10-24 07:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lool, we should listen to women carefully from now on
i don't want to be in his place never lol
2006-10-24 07:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Soulmate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol men will learn to listen eventually lol
2006-10-24 08:17:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋