All categories - 30 September 2006

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah told to all the animals. "Listen up!" There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it over. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper...
"I GOT THE HORSE'S RECIEPT"

2006-09-30 17:50:18 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a used truck currently, and the headlights and tailights look terrible on it. The headlights are dull and yellow looking and the tailights are dull as well. How can I restore them to there original look?

2006-09-30 17:50:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Well we have been divorced for 5 yrs and things have been smooth because of me keeping my mouth shut for the kids sake. He didnt pay child support for 3 yrs, didnt carry medical insurance per the divorce decree, but i didnt push it cuz he was bipolar and a little wacky at the time, so when he did get help i put those things behind me and went on. but now his new wife of 3 yrs asked me to pick up and drop off the kids 3 wks ago cuz they couldnt and i did so with the agreement the next time she would do the same. well, the weekend came and when i told her i would be at my moms and to pick the kids up there she went balistic on the phone saying it wasnt her responsibility. so my ex called and said since he pays child support thats my job. im fed up and think i need to make them pick up and drop off for awhile to prove to them i dont have to do it but i choose to, to make it fair for both of us. I just want to know if its legal. my divorce decree just states the weekends. not who travels

2006-09-30 17:50:13 · 7 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-30 17:50:10 · 6 answers · asked by 6th Finger 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-30 17:50:08 · 5 answers · asked by windy r 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-30 17:49:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlhfnwlHhf4CEfcWdFp0rw_sy6IX?qid=20060930214519AAtO77N

Read the top 2 answers.... W T F does changing sexes have to do with being able to play video games or TRAFFIC tickets for the love of God?

2006-09-30 17:49:49 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is October 31st the official holiday, or the day that your community observes halloween. The stipulation just says halloween, without any date. Would it make sense that the holiday would be whatever date the kids and I would be able to actually celebrate the holiday? Opinions are welcome, as well as if someone actually knows the legal answer to this question in the state of Wisconsin.

2006-09-30 17:49:41 · 7 answers · asked by coyotesummr 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i'm in a romance mood and i was just curious about how sweet people can really be. so, tell me the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you.

2006-09-30 17:49:39 · 16 answers · asked by Damon ♥ Elena 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-30 17:49:34 · 13 answers · asked by John T 1 in History

Is it twice, or 3 times? If you knock too many times, will it cancel it out?

2006-09-30 17:49:29 · 14 answers · asked by evmatic21 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I forgot to take it at the normal time, and now I'm feeling very dizzy and I feel like my head is swooning.

2006-09-30 17:49:25 · 5 answers · asked by Heron By The Sea 7 in Mental Health

what state does this have to go threw?we are friends,just want to get divorced after being apart for so long.we have 5 grown children and no assessets who has to do what?who files and in who pays court costs ect and in what state does this happen in?or do we have to file in origianal state married in?

2006-09-30 17:49:18 · 12 answers · asked by Sharon D 1 in Marriage & Divorce

celebrities please or pple i could look up on google images.
i don't ussually ask questions this pointless. only when im bored and i can't fall asleep.

2006-09-30 17:49:14 · 11 answers · asked by hazel 2 in Television

2006-09-30 17:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

Ok Geeky Scifi Girls Star Trek or Star Wars Inquiring minds want to know :)

2006-09-30 17:48:48 · 8 answers · asked by bolounit1 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-30 17:48:40 · 6 answers · asked by trandeanusa 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-09-30 17:48:29 · 5 answers · asked by smriti s 1 in Trivia

Today my wife left $4.00 in quarters for a tip at a restarrant. I told her, "I wouldn't do that." She smiled and said, "I would". She did.
Any thoughts from servers?
(The reason my wife left the tip is we've been married 16 years. Each year I have less and less in my wallet, she gets more and more in hers. She pays everytime we eat out now.)

2006-09-30 17:48:27 · 20 answers · asked by Rusty 4 in Other - Food & Drink

pls. tell me great sites for gardening ....tnx!

2006-09-30 17:48:17 · 4 answers · asked by sweetgal 3 in Homework Help

Are these 2 white babies femaled ?
What can I do to add colour to the next generation of these white babies.
Will the yellow & grey pair always have such white babies ?
What is the mating trick breeders use to have white birds with a hint of blue, yellow, green etc on them.
Till now no matter which colours I have paired the babies inherit the colour of only one parent. Why do the colours of both the parents not show on the budgie babies ?

2006-09-30 17:48:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

Biology

2006-09-30 17:47:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

2006-09-30 17:47:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

My heels have such thick, ridged calluses on them that it's just disgusting. I don't have the funds to keep going and getting a pedicure every week. Is there something I can do at home to keep it at bay? The calluses are so thick it's awful. I've tried using a pumice stone and they don't work...

2006-09-30 17:47:34 · 9 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 6 in Skin & Body

2006-09-30 17:47:29 · 7 answers · asked by d-rizzle 2 in Medicine

2006-09-30 17:47:23 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

because of it, my boyfriend doesn't love or accept me fully? i really want to work on the anxiety, but i'm not at the best place to get help for it (college), and it will probably be expensive...and sometimes it's like my boyfriend is totally into me, but other times it's like he really doesn't care and just cares about his boys. what should i do? only serious answers!

2006-09-30 17:47:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

my boyfriend doesnt think that you can but i said that you could, who's right, me or him? you can get pregnant off pre right?

2006-09-30 17:47:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-09-30 17:47:14 · 4 answers · asked by windy r 1 in Women's Health