When the Ark's door was closed, Noah told to all the animals. "Listen up!" There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it over. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper...
"I GOT THE HORSE'S RECIEPT"
2006-09-30 17:50:18 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor horse......what will Mrs. Horse would tell, when she finds out Mr. Horse has the receipt for the Mr. Rabbits Pen>> hahahahahaha>>King of naughty jokes, you Pd>>hahahaha
2006-09-30 18:50:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Naughty Rabbit, Poor Horse! LOL.
2006-10-02 14:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was worth a good chuckle.
2006-09-30 17:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it's a good one Pd!
2006-10-01 01:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....good morning Pd........thanks for the nice joke to start the day in a good mood........LOL
2006-09-30 17:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... but I feel sorry for the horse:)
2006-09-30 17:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was cute.
2006-09-30 18:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thanks for the giggle i needed that. i'm in a bad mood tonight
2006-09-30 17:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-30 17:53:46 · answer #9 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh, that was cute!
2006-09-30 17:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Tamato9980 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋