now there’s this guy who owns a stud farm, and one day a midget calls in, hoping to buy a horse. he walks up, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse
'a female horth, 'the midget says. that’s quite a speech impediment, the farm owner thinks.
so anyway, the owner shows him one of his best fillies
'nithe horth, can I thee into her mouth?' the midget asks. so the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horses mouth
'nithe mouth. can I thee her eyeth?'
so the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes
what about the ear-th?' now the owner is a bit fed up, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the horses ears.
'okay, finally, I’d like to thee her ****.’ With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horses ****, then pulls him out.
feeling totally disgusted and sick, the midget says, 'perhapth I thould thay it diffwently. I’d like to thee her run!'
2006-09-08
18:03:08
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