now there’s this guy who owns a stud farm, and one day a midget calls in, hoping to buy a horse. he walks up, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse
'a female horth, 'the midget says. that’s quite a speech impediment, the farm owner thinks.
so anyway, the owner shows him one of his best fillies
'nithe horth, can I thee into her mouth?' the midget asks. so the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horses mouth
'nithe mouth. can I thee her eyeth?'
so the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes
what about the ear-th?' now the owner is a bit fed up, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the horses ears.
'okay, finally, I’d like to thee her ****.’ With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horses ****, then pulls him out.
feeling totally disgusted and sick, the midget says, 'perhapth I thould thay it diffwently. I’d like to thee her run!'
2006-09-08 18:03:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY, tell me more
2006-09-08 18:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by jan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I AM ABOUT TO BURST! did he finally thee her run after he got the mess off of his self and said that was a might delicious appetizer whens munch(lunch)..LOL
2006-09-09 03:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Certainly, it is a bad case of misunderstanding, by you, because you have posted this in Jokes and riddles section....
2006-09-09 01:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmm,I don't know what to say,I suggest you tuck that one away real far away in the drawer.
2006-09-09 01:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say a great misundersanding.
2006-09-09 01:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
M
2006-09-09 01:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it just love it and love your jokes
2006-09-09 22:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cant
stop
LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Go THW!!!
2006-09-09 01:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by Bad kitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*chya!* yah it is!
2006-09-09 01:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by mouthyloudchick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋