All categories - 18 August 2006

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From
a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
---ya gotta love it.

2006-08-18 03:04:46 · 24 answers · asked by battle-ax 6 in Politics

2006-08-18 03:04:42 · 32 answers · asked by waysofdreams 3 in Movies

I'm looking into invisalign. My teeth arent too bad just some minor crowding. I was wondering if anyones ever used invisalige. How noticeable is it really and how well does it work?

2006-08-18 03:04:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2006-08-18 03:04:36 · 21 answers · asked by smaddur 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-08-18 03:04:36 · 19 answers · asked by crapex 3 in Hair

If you're black, are you EXPECTED to have a 12" penis or is it OK not to be so large?

2006-08-18 03:04:33 · 30 answers · asked by JoeBlow204 1 in Singles & Dating

I wish to lighten a loft storage space by painting over an existing black underlay with white emulsion paint. Concerned that paint will reduce weather proof props of underlay

2006-08-18 03:04:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

After all, faith is simply believing in something for which there is no (or contradictory) evidence. Why should my faith be less worthy than yours?

2006-08-18 03:04:31 · 32 answers · asked by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-18 03:04:22 · 12 answers · asked by AussieGrrrl 2 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously, the Eagles aren't as good as most people have thought and still think they are, so whats the point of the movie "Invinceable"?

2006-08-18 03:04:19 · 15 answers · asked by T-Money 1 in Football (American)

we will have been married 8 years in september, i want something, really special.

It can be anything, but i would love to give him something really different and imaginative.
Any ideas would really be appreciated!

2006-08-18 03:04:03 · 14 answers · asked by BRICK 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-18 03:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by kaptan 1 in Trying to Conceive

there is some spyware virus in my pc,what should i do remove them,

2006-08-18 03:03:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Does anyone with a recommendation for a good martial arts school in Central NJ.

I studied a version of Shotokan Karate for several years and I'm looking for a new dojo. I'm looking for a serious school (not one of these franchises or fly-by-night places) to restart my study.

The specific style doesn't matter

2006-08-18 03:03:46 · 3 answers · asked by JerseyRick 6 in Martial Arts

hi,
i would like to meet new muslims, like me. anywhere in the world but would be nice in uk. i dont want a online chat, but wouldn't mind a forum, or something simular. is there any website?

2006-08-18 03:03:44 · 2 answers · asked by mintymoon 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-18 03:03:36 · 8 answers · asked by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I was just wandering cause I have heard it somewhere and I was wondering if it was true or has anybody heard of that samething before??

I have got a cat and I use to use it all the time but I stopped after hearing that..

2006-08-18 03:03:34 · 15 answers · asked by sunshine 2 in Cats

im 13 and i have womanly figre i always very unconfidant with mty body yet my family tell me im fine i not sure whether they trying to keep me happy ???help!!

2006-08-18 03:03:32 · 5 answers · asked by waveney t 1 in Diet & Fitness

drive so fighting temptation is very difficult for a man nearly impossible ladies u dont how it feels 2 have a dickk so who are u 2 judge u have a pussey is not the samething

2006-08-18 03:03:31 · 11 answers · asked by staggermanme 1 in Singles & Dating

Whevever I view a photo there are lines across it that make it look like the photo has been taken through a venetian blind, as in there will be a stripe that looks as the photo should be and then the next stripe makes that section of the photo look in shade, and so on all the way down the picture. The lines don't show when the picture is being taken and this happens when the camera is set to auto.please help! Is this a fault or am I doing something wrong!

2006-08-18 03:03:20 · 16 answers · asked by nati 1 in Cameras

2006-08-18 03:03:08 · 3 answers · asked by Holarbisi 1 in Programming & Design

science boffs this is a good one :)

2006-08-18 03:02:52 · 44 answers · asked by Ullers 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I peed in my sleep last night, this is the fifth time this year. I've never wet the bed while growing up, what could be wrong with me? (I haven't been drinking much alcohol, and a test for a UTI came back negative). My bf says he understands, but I can tell he doesn't like it.

2006-08-18 03:02:49 · 35 answers · asked by Michelle G 1 in Other - Health

please don't send me to one, because i have allergy to them already

2006-08-18 03:02:45 · 5 answers · asked by qwq 5 in Medicine

Which site do you use and how has your experience been? I only have a couple thousand to invest and will probably go with 1 conservative fund and 1 high risk so I want a site that has lots of options.

2006-08-18 03:02:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

Well its an '87 oldsmobile cutlass ciera and it has had problems starting for a while. Now though, it won't even turn over. When you turn the key the only thing i hear is a whining sound. I have a gut feeling its either the starter or the alternator. I brought the battery into advanced auto parts where they checked it and said it was a good battery. Any suggestions on to what it could be? Thanks in advance.

2006-08-18 03:02:44 · 8 answers · asked by gcluney99 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

My daughter is crazy because her bday is in 2 months and she wants to know a good b day party help

2006-08-18 03:02:44 · 17 answers · asked by sweety 2 in Other - Entertainment

I was with my boyfriend for over 3 years, we were planning a wedding in October. His mom was going to live with us, and to make a long story short, my mom didn't think it was right and told my Fiance offand his mom also. The wedding is off and we broke up. He told me we were done and that he would always be there for me. We didn't talk for about a week, well now for the past 2 wks, he calls or texts me every single day. Last week we went to the Ia state fair together. in 2 or three more weeks we are going fishing. Wearn't together, but it sure feels like old times. My heart breaks on a regular basis and I REALLY believe he is my sole mate and he still loves me. It's like a Romeo & Juliet story, we love each other but my mom said at one time I will show you misery if you don't leave my daughter alone. He can't get past that. My mom feels bad now and wishes she didn't do what she did! We are 10 yrs. apart but it doesn't seem like that. He also has Diabetes & doesn't take care of him well

2006-08-18 03:02:42 · 18 answers · asked by Nugget21 1 in Weddings