It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From
a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
---ya gotta love it.
2006-08-18 03:04:46 · 24 answers · asked by battle-ax 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
This is good. Thanks for a laugh. Bill was a president, who left a mark on the world, everywhere he slithered as a matter of fact.
2006-08-18 03:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Great comedian. That was funny but mostly true, Ha ha ha ha ha. He surly is more man than hide in the bush bush.
2006-08-18 10:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who Cares?
2006-08-19 20:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by 5375 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep funny :) But He's still more man and more of a PRESIDENT than Bush would ever be!!
2006-08-18 10:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Republican. Thought the Clintons were/are a disaster. I think that that was puerile (look it up).
2006-08-18 10:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I read that before and thinks it's just as funny (and true) now as it was back then! He and Hilary are both pieces of $hit!
2006-08-18 10:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by MadMaxx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty much sums up the clinton presidency
2006-08-18 10:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure it's funny! It's Comedy!
2006-08-18 10:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by friojc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's okay, made me chuckle a bit.
2006-08-18 10:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old - not Bush style either
2006-08-18 10:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋