All categories - 7 August 2006

Thor and Zeus are on Mt. Olympas looking down and Thor sees a good looking woman. Thor tells Zeus he wants to make love to her. Zeus tells him it's not a good idea because he's immortal and she's mortal. He tells Zeus he won't tell her who he is. Thor talks him into it finally so he goes down, bursts through the door, makes passionate love to her all day and all night and gets up without a word and goes back upt to Mt. Olympas. They look down and Zeus says look at her, she seems so unhappy. Thor sees her rolling around crying. She tries to go to the bathroom and falls in the floor crying. She can't stop so Thor tells Zeus he must go tell her who he is and where he came from. Zeus finally agrees. Thor goes down and bursts through the door again and says, "I'M THOR" The woman says, "YOU THINK YOUR THOR, I CAN'T HARDLY PITH"...I hope y'all get that one.

2006-08-07 20:29:44 · 13 answers · asked by buzzbait0u812 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

2006-08-07 20:29:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How hurt would you be to find out that your boyfriend lied about his living arrangement for a year? His excuse (white lie) is that his roommate does not allow guests, but the truth is that the roommate does... that is when he was still living where he said he lives. But the real reason behind the excuse is that he'd actually given up his place, and lives with his sister. And while he no longer has his own place, he's almost always at his girlfriend's place... and he gives her the same excuse (above) everytime she brings up wanting to see where he lives. Well, He continued saying the "white lie", or excuse, for a year, because he didn't want his girlfriend to think differently about him. Another reason is he gave her the "white lie" 'bcoz he knows his girlfriend secretly emails/talks with her ex, or exes. I know though... my friend had been good to his girlfriend by not cheating on her at all and he helped her with her laundry and household chores. If you're the gf, can u 4give

2006-08-07 20:29:34 · 16 answers · asked by goodude 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-07 20:29:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2006-08-07 20:29:32 · 16 answers · asked by sw3tchix17 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-08-07 20:29:16 · 22 answers · asked by happy 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

i am happily married,love to party,hunt and fish regulary,sex life is good,own my own business,any ideas?

2006-08-07 20:29:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I was driving to dinner with a friend tonight, only to notice, about two miles from her house that the check engine light was on. I have oil, coolant, brake fluid, etc... Does anyone know what could be causing this? I'm taking it to AutoZone tomorrow to get a code for it, but any help now would be FANTASTIC! Thank you!!

2006-08-07 20:28:49 · 4 answers · asked by Megan B 1 in Volkswagen

I don't know how to use the word blasé in a sentence. But I know what it means. Can anyone use a sentence and properly fit in the word blasé?

2006-08-07 20:28:45 · 2 answers · asked by Distant 2 in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-07 20:28:30 · 9 answers · asked by Barbie 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Whether accident or on purpose, in battle or just plain murder, are you in "the club"???

2006-08-07 20:28:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-07 20:27:58 · 9 answers · asked by may a 1 in Thailand

just saw some guy asking this... and uh......... not that i'd like, you know, have a reason for asking (hehe???)
i'm 17... it seems to help control my mood swings when i do it. i have really bad mood swings it's like i only have 2 moods, HYPER or DEPRESSED...

2006-08-07 20:27:45 · 28 answers · asked by miss chemist 2 in Singles & Dating

My hair length is about short/medium with bangs to my eyelids. Black hair color. What do you think looks good, and are there any styles that you think I can go with ?

2006-08-07 20:27:35 · 7 answers · asked by k1ng_koopa713 3 in Hair

2006-08-07 20:27:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I use a chap-stick (burts bee's) and I want to know if bee's are harmed or how is the wax removed and what is it?

2006-08-07 20:27:28 · 6 answers · asked by Vee 5 in Vegetarian & Vegan

ferrari

2006-08-07 20:27:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Car Makes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFXq8x6vkL0
Can someone tell me what Daniel K and the woman are arguing about?

2006-08-07 20:27:21 · 5 answers · asked by SweetSoundOfMusic 1 in Languages

A crossdresser becomes the Queen of England and then retires and moves to New York City.
It's called "The Queen queen of Queens".

2006-08-07 20:27:20 · 4 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Television

1.)Tarja
2.)Bob
3.)Hilda
4.)Sigurd
5.)Jane
6.)Harold
7.)Helen
8.)Seth

2006-08-07 20:27:10 · 34 answers · asked by DNE 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:27:08 · 24 answers · asked by davboy2001 1 in Philosophy

well me and my like 40 other family members went to vegas this weekend for a family outting! well, i was stuck baby sitting with my cousins while my mom, twin brother kevin and all my cousins partied! anywaz it was 5 hours later and i was standing out side of mandaly bay hotel waiting for my grandpa to come in when i saw my brother drunk as i dont know what in the back of the taxi with goggles on and some stupid joker hat on, tapping on the taxi door singing barney,with my 45 year old mother sitting in the front seat with that long cup of liquir allowing him to be drunk!!!! i was like "mom! my bro is drunk! and he's 14!" and she was like "well i am a cool mom" i hate her! she never acts like a mom. she acts like a teenager everyday, and believes having a boyfriend & being popular is better than getting good grades! i need a mom!! not a fake boobed third sister! what can i do to get my mom where she is suppose to be! advice people!

2006-08-07 20:27:07 · 31 answers · asked by Madison 2 in Family

2006-08-07 20:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by Pinky 3 in Skin Conditions

Damned frozen wasteland. Get a tan.

2006-08-07 20:26:57 · 15 answers · asked by blahhhhh 2 in Other - Canada

2006-08-07 20:26:55 · 10 answers · asked by rimrocka 3 in Video & Online Games

2006-08-07 20:26:50 · 1 answers · asked by astigandre04 1 in Other - Pets

2006-08-07 20:26:49 · 21 answers · asked by SHINE 071371 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-07 20:26:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2006-08-07 20:26:40 · 15 answers · asked by W0Ah 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

so that all answer

2006-08-07 20:26:10 · 7 answers · asked by answer me 1 in Cricket