All categories - 3 August 2006

An American couple visiting in a German village stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs. The woman sneezed.
"Gesundheit!" said the clerk.
"Charles," said the American woman to her husband, "We're in luck. There's somebody here who speaks English."




have fun:)

2006-08-03 06:22:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That MOOKIE won!
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Happy?????

2006-08-03 06:22:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am more than 8 weeks preg & I dont really have all the symptoms like nausea,tiredness,dizziness,mood swings or anything anymore..I feel so normal..I only gagged once in the 7th week.Is this normal?

2006-08-03 06:22:03 · 22 answers · asked by C0TintheACT! 2 in Pregnancy

I already know the answer, but I want to see what people think of Islam.

2006-08-03 06:22:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

We often take separate vehicles and he'll always run the yellow light to leave me behind. Isn't this kind of rude?

2006-08-03 06:22:00 · 30 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-03 06:21:59 · 17 answers · asked by rebecca t 1 in Mental Health

OK my friend brought a Saab and was speeding through a National Park ... so I steared him into our "Race Track" ... which was cool, but he said that the track was Drag- Racing, and that his car was a front end vehical designed to road - racing.

What does 'Road - Racing' mean ... and are there any spots in Colorado where there is tracks ... sponsored events for safe legal 'Road-Racing'?

2006-08-03 06:21:56 · 5 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-08-03 06:21:54 · 27 answers · asked by socalledchema 1 in Fashion & Accessories

My friends asked my to choose from two digital camera models (New Canon 350D or Old Canon 20D) and tell him to buy one of them. I suggest that he can buy Canon Rebel XT 350D because it is cheaper and lighter than Canon 20D. I am not sure if I told him the truth depending on only two factors. The price and the weight. If you would be in my shoes, which one would you advice your friend and why?

2006-08-03 06:21:50 · 4 answers · asked by AshOsaki 1 in Cameras

I have another larger drive(D:\), and want to move those two folder thats on my C:\ drive so that all the programs and file recognize the change, and so I can bypass disrupting any operating systems

2006-08-03 06:21:49 · 2 answers · asked by Derrick 3 in Other - Computers

2006-08-03 06:21:46 · 4 answers · asked by rebecca t 1 in Mental Health

I posted this once and now Yahoo won't let me read it, or my answers! (Technical difficulties, I guess.) My fiance has a son Billy. I have been part of his life ever since before he was born. When we go over to my future MIL's house, she often contradicts the things that I say to Billy, such as "use your manners " (she'll say "he doesn't have to), stuff like that. (She has no manners herself). After we're married and have kids, I'm afraid she's going to tell them to do the opposite of what I do, and do what I ask her NOT to do. I realize that she is the grandmother and that they spoil their grandkids and what not, but I don't want her to teach them things that I don't believe in. She has already made it clear that she wants to spend LOTS of time with my future kids. She is not the type of person that you can sit down and tell her how you feel, because she will shoot you down and say you're the one in the wrong. What can I do?

2006-08-03 06:21:46 · 2 answers · asked by Bachman-ette 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

Who agrees that Reagan was the best, than Teddy Roosevelt, than W. Bush

2006-08-03 06:21:44 · 20 answers · asked by Martin Luther King Jr. Jr. 1 in Politics

I am starting to get so annoyed with these girls who only post questions about Guys they are in loe with NOBODY CARES!! Also girls who everytime they answer a question say they know the Pens.

2006-08-03 06:21:44 · 15 answers · asked by Trevor 2 in Hockey

Today my husband lost another job. He can't seem to hold one down. I have worked a year and a half and I've only missed one day. And thats because I emotionally needed a break. He told me on the phone that maybe we should just get a divorced. And hung up on me. He hasn't called me back since. Right now I know he is stressed out, he has lost job after job. He owes over $3000 in fines and now he doesn't have a job so he won't be able to pay the fines. And will more than likely go to jail. He lost his licence so he can't go to work. I don't have a licence just a permit. And I hire people to come and get me and take me home but it is getting old. And we are in the middle of moving our mobile home which has to be moved by Monday, Am I wrong for wanting this divorce? He takes advantage of me and exspects me to do it all. I am a tired 27 yr old female and I've been married since I was 15. I don't know how to pick up my life and move on. What should I do? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

2006-08-03 06:21:41 · 15 answers · asked by Nevada 2 in Marriage & Divorce

They dont' breed (abortin/don't get married or have families), they get AIDS from casual sex/ditry heroin needles? They proclaim to not be bigots, but are bigotted against conseratives/Southreners. Go figure.

Retarded.

2006-08-03 06:21:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

those are soooo delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-03 06:21:39 · 7 answers · asked by b_sav510 3 in Other - Food & Drink

I’m 14, a straight A student, first chair in orchestra, so you could say I’m well off, but I have a problem.

My parents are nice people but I get the feeling they don’t trust me. They told me I’m not allowed to date/wear makeup until I am in my third year of college or around 21 years old. When I tell them I’m full from dinner, they think I’m trying to lose weight or something, and then they make me eat more even if I’m about to throw up. I’m not allowed to leave the house and I can’t hang out with friends at all. If I get a “B” on something, they get really mad. They tell me that I shouldn’t be thinking about how I look and that I should be happy with the hand-me-downs that I get for clothes, since I am “just a kid.”

I’m scared to talk to them, because I’m pretty sure their reaction won’t be very understanding… I know that I am lucky to live in a nice home and stuff and that they're just concerned, but it makes me unhappy. Am I being unreasonable? Any advice? Thanks.

2006-08-03 06:21:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-08-03 06:21:31 · 11 answers · asked by Need to 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-03 06:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by bbautovw 1 in Respiratory Diseases

I raked this guy over the coals...and believe me, he deserved every bit of it. Leaving a trail of broken hearts all over he place to gratify his own ego. Now if someone did this to you, wouldn't you think they wanted nothing more to do with you? Read "Play Ball" in my blog and let me know what you think. Thanks.

2006-08-03 06:21:26 · 3 answers · asked by msgene61@sbcglobal.net 2 in Singles & Dating

Do you think the Hezbollah member that suggested the idea to kidnap two Isreali Soldiers has had his Hezbollah membership card revoked??? Man! that guy must be feelin' pretty stupid right about now....

2006-08-03 06:21:26 · 14 answers · asked by Gurn B 2 in Military

windows xp

2006-08-03 06:21:25 · 6 answers · asked by mikebarb1 1 in Programming & Design

Theories of Reptoids are everywhere what do you think ?
Did they exist?
Did they flee to mars only to fail with time?
Are they here now in tunnles?
Little off the deep end but I'm interested in your opinion.

2006-08-03 06:21:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

one was an incurable pessimist the other an incurable optimist. On their birthday the pessimist was given a room full of toys and the optimist a room full of horse s**t. The pessimist opens the door to his room looks at all the shiny new toys and sighs "A lot of these toys are motor driven and their batteries will run out and I suppose I will have to show them to my cousins and they will break some and steal some, and their paint will chip and they will wear out. All in all I wish you hadn't given me this roomful of toys "he lamented
The optimist opened the door to his room saw the horse s**t and dived head first in and began burrowing around in it .When his horrified parents extricated him from the excrement and asked him what on earth he was doing he replied" With all this horseshit there has got to be a pony in here somewhere!!!!!"

2006-08-03 06:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-03 06:21:15 · 5 answers · asked by Janet K 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

What must a person do to be spiritually saved, and make it into the rapture.

2006-08-03 06:21:13 · 27 answers · asked by Saint 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I was born in the beautiful Dominican Republic, but I live in the U.S. How about you?

2006-08-03 06:21:13 · 17 answers · asked by I have the Joy of the Lord! 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-08-03 06:21:10 · 3 answers · asked by Bob 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Like reading, singing...jogging...whatever...even Y! answers......!

2006-08-03 06:21:01 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys