one was an incurable pessimist the other an incurable optimist. On their birthday the pessimist was given a room full of toys and the optimist a room full of horse s**t. The pessimist opens the door to his room looks at all the shiny new toys and sighs "A lot of these toys are motor driven and their batteries will run out and I suppose I will have to show them to my cousins and they will break some and steal some, and their paint will chip and they will wear out. All in all I wish you hadn't given me this roomful of toys "he lamented
The optimist opened the door to his room saw the horse s**t and dived head first in and began burrowing around in it .When his horrified parents extricated him from the excrement and asked him what on earth he was doing he replied" With all this horseshit there has got to be a pony in here somewhere!!!!!"
2006-08-03 06:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Always look for a bright side! LOL.
2006-08-03 08:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IT tells us the big difference between the pessimit and optimist. I knew it before but it makes me aware more..
My answer to "Once there were twin brothers?"
YES. (LOL)
one was an incurable pessimist the other an incurable optimist
*winks*
2006-08-03 13:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think there was a pony somewhere...
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so a bum asked a guy for $5
'will you just buy booze with the money?'
the bum says 'no'
'will you bet on football or other things?'
the bum says he doesn't bet..
doesn't follow football...
the man says, 'i'll give you $10 if you come with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink , watch football, or gamble'
2006-08-04 04:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, but an optimist can never be pleasently surprised! LOL
2006-08-03 20:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Optimism and Pessimism are the twin brothers & you have told the story effectively. I think "You did it". Excellent.
2006-08-04 01:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mani G.India 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... this definitely shows how two brothers can totally opposite one another
2006-08-04 10:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good im from uk but in nz now.answer my question im curious
2006-08-03 13:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
but what is the idea?
i think i got it
2006-08-03 13:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sherry you're COOL!!!!!
2006-08-03 13:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by DelK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you, i will be sharing this one :o)
2006-08-03 14:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by Zoe E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋