All categories - 25 July 2006

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.

2006-07-25 12:43:52 · 12 answers · asked by christine 3 in Jokes & Riddles

tell me plz!!

2006-07-25 12:43:51 · 8 answers · asked by Oscar R 1 in Computer Networking

In Erich Maria Remarque's "All Quiet on the Western Front", it is suggested that war is never a solution, and is simply the antithesis to humanity. However, culture in the United States and elsewhere continuously glorifies war as an avenue to freedom, glory, and honor. Does the end justify the means?

2006-07-25 12:43:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

As a women do you think you are changing i mean some ladies drive trucks, play football and drink pints but where will it stop!

2006-07-25 12:43:40 · 35 answers · asked by Tony Hi_teck 3 in Friends

I used to criticize Fidel Castro but I think my country should consider the independence. If my island is going to be insulted, offended and mistreated by you americans that aren't pleased without anything, always point their finger at insignificant things and always think one has more benefits than the other.

Then I rather be by myself.

I loved you too much americans. I defended you to much for all these years, but now I don't know what to feel or think. I have even felt more american than my own race. Keep the Common Wealth, Be Independent. Your president decides that anyway, and one of your representatives told us to rot.

I feel............... vexed.

Viva Cuba. Viva la libertad.

2006-07-25 12:43:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

if your woman had stretch marks, loose skin, and a sagging chest would you still be attracted to her and still enjoy having sex with her?or would you find it repulsive and not even look at her?

2006-07-25 12:43:34 · 15 answers · asked by angelsweetie 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I was talking to a mother at my sons pre - school the other day when she mentioned she had a dog. i asked her what breed it was and she said it was a Heinz. Ive never heard of one but didnt say so to my friend. Im just curious to know what a heinz actually looks like as i thought i knew my breeds of dog quite well.

2006-07-25 12:43:33 · 30 answers · asked by Beckie C 2 in Dogs

There is so much division in the modern church... any intelligent opinions and ideas are appreciated!

2006-07-25 12:43:24 · 9 answers · asked by egfearless 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm going into 7th grade in August... What's it like?

2006-07-25 12:43:23 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Grade-Schooler

2006-07-25 12:43:23 · 1 answers · asked by kobacker59 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-25 12:43:16 · 9 answers · asked by butwhatdoiknow 4 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-07-25 12:43:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

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2006-07-25 12:43:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Where can I find free WWE pay-per-views?

Do not say Youtube.com, Vidilife.com, or Limewire.

2006-07-25 12:43:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

how do u feel bout selena and why(i luv her)

2006-07-25 12:43:01 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-25 12:43:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2006-07-25 12:42:53 · 9 answers · asked by vitamin_t1979 1 in Reptiles

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2006-07-25 12:42:52 · 10 answers · asked by juicy 2 in Video & Online Games

One of my nipples is an innie and not an outtie. My doctor says it is no big deal, but I was wondering if anyone knew a way for me to get it to stop being an innie with out plastic surgery?

2006-07-25 12:42:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

They are so weird.

2006-07-25 12:42:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I already tried the things I did at the beginning, I think I have to use new techniques but don't know what?

2006-07-25 12:42:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2006-07-25 12:42:35 · 5 answers · asked by cnalittlebit2002 2 in Weather

2006-07-25 12:42:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Ok, so my now ex boyfriend left me stranded in STL, which is 3hours away from my home, bc i wouldnt give him oral sex. Im 18, but my parents would freak if they knew i was still seeing this boy. I still live at home until college. Anyways, i cant get to the police station without them knowing, and getting caught and having to explain. Is there any way i can just file one over the internet? I guess i could try a phone call too?

2006-07-25 12:42:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-07-25 12:42:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Dang, I blew the game winning shot at my basketball game. It went in and out. I feel like a failure. I feel like nothing. How do I recover from this? Please, I need answers.

2006-07-25 12:42:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

Just curious. I'm not gay, and I'm not looking for a new religin to join, but I do believe that homosexuality is not a choice and isn't "wrong," or "sinfull." Love is love, and if you happen to love someone of the same sex as you, more power to you. Are there any religions out there that think the way I do?

2006-07-25 12:42:12 · 20 answers · asked by Girl Wonder 5 in Religion & Spirituality

That is not about just hooking up or sex

2006-07-25 12:42:10 · 14 answers · asked by jinxsuds 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-07-25 12:42:08 · 5 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Diet & Fitness