All categories - 25 July 2006

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."

2006-07-25 23:56:53 · 5 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Tick tick tock

today is tomorows yesterday
yesterday is todays tommorow
time is a trap to living things
cos time we always borrow

the future when is present
in a minute will be the past
the thing that we know for sure
is time is always fast

time shaped in a hour glass
behold it awsome power
if you are a slave to time
to time then you shall cower

time is but only
an abstract made up plan
a concept trhat was born
in the mind of man

limited by invisible walls
your eyes are on the clock
the loudest sound in your mind
trick tick tock

today is just another day
and tommorow never comes
march to the tune time plays for you
as it beats upon its drums

and when your time is over
the sands of time will be
the only thing to die for
as you chase eternity

by jayvader

2006-07-25 23:56:53 · 3 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/07/25/saturn.titan.ap/index.html

With the recent discovery of huge lakes of hydrocarbons (methane and ethane) on Saturn's moon Titan, do you think the occupants of Earth would ever venture into pumping these liquids out of Titan to solve any future fuel problems? It took the Cassini spacecraft 7 years to reach Saturn from Earth.

2006-07-25 23:56:50 · 4 answers · asked by Mustafa 5 in Astronomy & Space

my bf likes very much to kiss and to smell my underarms.he really gets turned on by this....even if i am sweaty he likes this very much.....for me it is a little embarassing even if i kinda like this sensation.....he also likes very much to kiss my toes and soles.....any other girl or boy had experiences like mine?u think he is weird....be honest.....i am a bit confused...thanks

2006-07-25 23:56:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Yes I know, a full picture of you would take more than three words - but try!

2006-07-25 23:56:35 · 67 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Psychology

2006-07-25 23:56:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

can u tame a tiger like me ?

2006-07-25 23:56:19 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 23:56:11 · 5 answers · asked by Abhimanyu S 2 in Software

2006-07-25 23:56:10 · 17 answers · asked by mitchell22222000 1 in Aircraft

2006-07-25 23:56:10 · 8 answers · asked by TIN 1 in Software

2006-07-25 23:56:03 · 6 answers · asked by Kabir 3 in Software

there is an house next to my parents house that the city is taking bids on.the best bid gets the house.i'm not sure where to go to get that information.

2006-07-25 23:56:01 · 3 answers · asked by linda m 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-07-25 23:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Angel From The Hell 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

I know how to do this procedure. Just wondering if transmission to bell housing is necessary, without loosening motor mounts to 'angle' the engine, bell housing & transmission downward to leave room to seperate bell housing from engine block.

2006-07-25 23:55:54 · 3 answers · asked by Mack 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

Just in Time approach to manufacturing

2006-07-25 23:55:50 · 3 answers · asked by rajesh 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-07-25 23:55:46 · 19 answers · asked by felix 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

anyone who had or is being teased for something? what are they saying or what are they doing? how do you feel about it?

2006-07-25 23:55:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 23:55:30 · 5 answers · asked by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 in Wrestling

I need to know, the relationship of tithing,offering,planting a seed and giving towards church projects.Which ones are mandatory and conform with the bible.Please,when answering,give examples and enough details.Does one have to give tithe to a church or can give to the poor or the needy .What I mean is do I confine my tithe offering to the church I frequent or give to needy places?

2006-07-25 23:55:19 · 6 answers · asked by boniface b 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-25 23:55:04 · 10 answers · asked by s s 1 in Other - Austria

Just something i wondered

2006-07-25 23:54:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

2006-07-25 23:54:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-25 23:54:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 23:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Hi guys, can someone or a number of people put as many cheats for The Simsons Hit and Run as possible, and what they are used for, thanks.

2006-07-25 23:54:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

Eat a piece of your own skin, or watch someone die?
Live without the internet or your cell phone?
Live without TV or books?
Die young and happy or old and miserable?
Have everyone see you naked, or everyone sees you naked?
Have to see the same movie over and over or listen to the same song over and over?
Never be able to have kids or have 30 kids?
Be allergic to your beloved pet or not have one at all?
Lose all your teeth, or lose your dominant hand?

and the bonus question: 10 pts to the best:
What is your deepest darkest secret?

2006-07-25 23:53:52 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its easy to see that the ones who dont like illegal immigrants simply DO NOT LIKE IMMIGRANTS. So why bother? There are other countries who need your services so long as you register well and pay your taxes for medical insurance coverage etc.
Sure the dollar is good and buys stuff, thing is we spend the rest of our lives using our health for money and a longer part using our money for our health as we grow older.

2006-07-25 23:53:44 · 9 answers · asked by helena2581 2 in Immigration

why are we so tempted to pretend to be someone else?i met a lot of people who pretended to be different..who pretended to be better than the others but who were even worse... do you think that we should act onhe way just to impress even if that isn't who we really are?

2006-07-25 23:53:38 · 13 answers · asked by tearsofangels 2 in Other - Family & Relationships