A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.
2006-07-25 12:43:52 · 12 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You go girl...these are great!!! LMAO...AGAIN!!!
2006-07-25 14:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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(Was it YOU in the robe?)
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-25 19:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2006-07-25 19:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley010 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omd hahahah lollol
2006-07-25 19:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥♥DY_lover♥♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, and dand you sexy.. I hear myself coming also.. hehe
2006-07-25 19:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by pitbullcopper2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! thats so funny!!
2006-07-25 20:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for it
2006-07-25 20:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-07-25 19:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just dropped another mega bomb!!!
2006-07-26 11:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That is hilarious again!!!!!! I love your jokes!!!! LMAO!!!!
2006-07-26 13:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahha
2006-07-25 20:07:06 · answer #11 · answered by f(*&k;'jk;hjk;u65rhj76!@ui 5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋