The Queen was sailing when she saw a Christian Ronaldo in the water being menaced by a large shark. He was struggling to free himself from the jaws of the shark!
The Queen told the captain to change course to save him, but they were too far away. When the England speedboat with three men in white tops sped by.
One man fired a harpoon into the shark’s ribs, stunning it. The others pulled Ronaldo from the water then beat the shark to death. They pulled the bleeding, battered Ronaldo into the boat with the dead shark, when they heard the Queen calling.
The Queen praised the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup.”
She knighted them and sailed away.
As she left Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
Beckham answered, "Our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F**K all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
2006-07-05
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