The Queen was sailing when she saw a Christian Ronaldo in the water being menaced by a large shark. He was struggling to free himself from the jaws of the shark!
The Queen told the captain to change course to save him, but they were too far away. When the England speedboat with three men in white tops sped by.
One man fired a harpoon into the shark’s ribs, stunning it. The others pulled Ronaldo from the water then beat the shark to death. They pulled the bleeding, battered Ronaldo into the boat with the dead shark, when they heard the Queen calling.
The Queen praised the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup.”
She knighted them and sailed away.
As she left Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
Beckham answered, "Our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F**K all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
2006-07-05 02:41:29 · 31 answers · asked by ? 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Ha ha ha LMAO. Good one.
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2006-07-05 15:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by Gone 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Funny if you're English. Of course, change it to the Prime MInister or President of whichever country Ronaldo's from (yes I know NOT MUCH about football!! Portugal? Brazil?) and make Beckham the bait, and this joke would be just as funny in Portugal (or Brazil or wherever this Ronaldo chappie is from).
I think the funniest jokes are the ones that don't make fun of any race, gender, community, country, disability .. and that STILL are funny. That to me is real intelligent wit. This comes close but the dig at another nation just slides it down to the usual old standard.
2006-07-05 02:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
The Portuguese only managed to beat England by CHEATING, PROVOCATION and DIVING, and even then they only did it on penalties, not during the game. England don't suck, we are a more honest team more respectful of the game.
Ronaldo's performance was a disgrace, and if he ever shows up in England again, I'd love to join Becks, Rooney and the boys using the pock-marked cheat as bait on their next trip- perhaps tiger-hunting next time?
2006-07-05 04:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All hopes is lost for England, and all you could do is a come up with a stupid joke?
Try to persuade your team to play better football and channel your energy towards winning instead of getting cheap thrills from such insulting jokes.
It is a shame that you did not get through, try wiping the shame off you faces first!
2006-07-05 03:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Shuggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. Ronaldo filled the bill perfectly, being the good actor he is
@ Protugal1: What about Ronaldo knows about F**K acting? would be hilarious too, apart from being the thruth
2006-07-05 02:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Michael B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Queen knows f**k all about shark fishing and Rooney knows F**k all about playing soccer!!!HAHAHAHA
2006-07-05 02:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got to let this Ronaldo thing go, man. We're out. It's four years 'till the next one, move on!
2006-07-05 02:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope rooney's better at shark fishing rather than football.
2006-07-05 03:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i like the part when ronaldo was bleeding to death and portugal you are gonna lose to france
2006-07-05 02:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by soccer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are people getting all upset over it? It's only a joke for christ's sake, why don't you get over it yourself, and have a laugh?
I think it was funny, but I'm so stupid, it took me a few seconds to get the joke. LOL.
2006-07-05 02:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the Queen wasn't an excellent angler, it MAY have been slightly amusing. Sorry, didn't do anything for me
2006-07-05 02:46:02 · answer #11 · answered by cymbalita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋