An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown and whispered,"Honey, this guy hasn`t seen a woman in year.
Just cooperate with anything he wants.If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,"I`m so relieved you feel that way, becoz he just told me he thinks you are really cute."
2006-06-08
03:25:44
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