An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown and whispered,"Honey, this guy hasn`t seen a woman in year.
Just cooperate with anything he wants.If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,"I`m so relieved you feel that way, becoz he just told me he thinks you are really cute."
2006-06-08 03:25:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhh
Heh, that's karma for your ***, or maybe better said "his" ***!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOlololOLOLOLOLOL
2006-06-08 04:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ellexiz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would recommend using K-Y or a similar type water based lubricant - petroleum jelly based lubricants will damage and break condoms
anal sex can be painful the first time but it is best to relax and then it will also get better with time
2006-06-08 11:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-06-08 10:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. Husband should have known that he would probably prefer men since that most likly what the prisoner was accustomed to.
2006-06-08 10:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
10/10
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2006-06-08 10:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huhuhuuhuh 10/10!!
2006-06-08 10:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh
2006-06-08 10:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-08 10:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by teena9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is disturbing and funny at the same time LMFAO
2006-06-08 10:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Pandora Tommorow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha it is what that husband deserves!
2006-06-08 10:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋