>A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
>captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
>together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
>
>Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
>auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like
>Chinese."
>
>"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
>
>"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
>
>No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
>Japanese, not Chinese."
>
>"Japanese, Chines, Vietnamese.. doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
>There's a few minutes of silence.
>
>"No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.
>
>"Why not?" asks the captain.
>
>"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.
>
>"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an
>iceberg!"
>
>"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"
>
2007-09-18
20:06:53
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