>A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
>captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
>together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
>
>Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
>auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like
>Chinese."
>
>"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
>
>"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
>
>No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
>Japanese, not Chinese."
>
>"Japanese, Chines, Vietnamese.. doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
>There's a few minutes of silence.
>
>"No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.
>
>"Why not?" asks the captain.
>
>"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.
>
>"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an
>iceberg!"
>
>"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"
>
2007-09-18 20:06:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Israel
Hahahaha that's cute
2007-09-19 11:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 10:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by zaheer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke - it shatters the myth of Jews and Chinese as being so smart. To believe this joke would be possible you have to suspend the idea of Asian and Jewish intellectual superiority. How well done that you advocating against old stereotypes with humor. Very clever.
Good Luck!!!
2007-09-18 23:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Very old Joke, I heard a variation of it by a Rabbi in his Kol Nidre sermon last year. Still funny though.
2007-09-19 02:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!
2007-09-19 04:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by KB 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I heard it a good 10 years ago.
2007-09-19 02:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by Michael J 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha you made my morning, really cute joke!
2007-09-19 00:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by HopelessZ00 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one! lol lol lol
Cheers for the laugh!
2007-09-18 22:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have to say that was cute.
2007-09-18 21:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Not bad
2007-09-18 20:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mr_realist 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋