Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned
in
Sunday School.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on
a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to
the Red
Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people
walked
across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call
in
an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd
never
believe it!"
2007-07-18
03:42:57
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