Start with original sin, which we know is meaningless because even tho' little babies are born with it, they all go to heaven if they die young.
So much for original sin.
Let's look at regular sin. Well, that's no problem. Any time your conscience is bugging you, ask Sky Daddy for forgiveness and he automatically forgives you, no questions asked and no penalties incurred. You still get to go to heaven.
So obviously regular sin is no problem either.
How does one become a "Christian"? Simple, 'humble' yourself when you are alone with Sky Daddy and he gives you a ticket to heaven.
Sky Daddy never talks, never shows up, never lectures, never makes you feel bad about what you are doing, forgives everything you do wrong, Sky Daddy "loves" you, no matter how stupid or bigotted you are.
"Christianity" is as easy as falling off a log. You don't actually have to -do- anything except mouth the empty words "Jesus is my personal saviour".
Is that "Christianity" in a nut shell?
2007-05-24
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