Confucianism - Confucius say, "Stuff happens."
Buddhism - If stuff happens, it isn't really stuff.
Zen Buddhism - What is the sound of stuff happening?
Hinduism - This stuff happened before.
Islam - If stuff happens, it is the Will of Allah. Take a hostage.
Stoicism - This stuff is its own reward.
Protestantism - Let this stuff happen to someone else.
Pentecostalism - In Jesus' name, heal this stuff!
Catholicism - Stuff happens because you deserve it.
Judaism - Why does this stuff always happen to me?
Zoroastrianism - Stuff happens half the time.
Marxism - This stuff is going to hit the fan.
Seventh Day Adventist - No stuff on Saturdays.
Agnosticism - What is this stuff?
Christian Science - Stuff is only in your mind.
Moonies - Only happy stuff really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock, Knock, stuff happens.
Scientology - Stuff happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
Hare Krishna - Stuff happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong.
Taoism - Stuff happens.
2007-03-12
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