Confucianism - Confucius say, "Stuff happens."
Buddhism - If stuff happens, it isn't really stuff.
Zen Buddhism - What is the sound of stuff happening?
Hinduism - This stuff happened before.
Islam - If stuff happens, it is the Will of Allah. Take a hostage.
Stoicism - This stuff is its own reward.
Protestantism - Let this stuff happen to someone else.
Pentecostalism - In Jesus' name, heal this stuff!
Catholicism - Stuff happens because you deserve it.
Judaism - Why does this stuff always happen to me?
Zoroastrianism - Stuff happens half the time.
Marxism - This stuff is going to hit the fan.
Seventh Day Adventist - No stuff on Saturdays.
Agnosticism - What is this stuff?
Christian Science - Stuff is only in your mind.
Moonies - Only happy stuff really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock, Knock, stuff happens.
Scientology - Stuff happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
Hare Krishna - Stuff happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong.
Taoism - Stuff happens.
2007-03-12 12:10:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
MENNONITE None of this modern **** now.
RASTAFARIAN **** happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
Or, Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!
UNITARIANISM There's only one ****, but you can have it happen any way you want.
SHINTO **** is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the ****.
VOODOOISM **** doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you
GNOSTICISM Know ****.
TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS. We're powerless over ****. Turn **** over.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM **** happens because the Bible says so.
2007-03-12 12:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unitarianism: Maybe stuff happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
--What is this Stuff?
--We affirm the right for stuff to happen.
--It's not the stuff that matters. It's the process.
Wicca: Mix this stuff together and make it happen.
Discordianism: Some funny stuff happened to me today. Fnord!
Church of the SubGenius: Stuff has happened. For $20, "Bob" will sell you a way to MAKE MONEY FROM IT.
2007-03-12 12:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by lalasnake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witchcraft - mix this stuff together and stuff will happen.
Hermeticism - Stuff only happens in your own mind because the universe, including Stuff, is mental.
Daemonolatry - If Stuff happens, it's because you created that Stuff for yourself.
2007-03-12 12:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 05:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fundamental Mormonism: when stuff happens, there must be enough stuff for each wife.
2007-03-12 12:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gnosticism- I know about stuff happening.
2007-03-12 12:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Stuff.
Atheism: There is no stuff.
2007-03-12 12:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spiritualism - stuff happens but you cant see it happening
2007-03-12 12:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicca: "Stuff is part of the Goddess too!"
;-)
2007-03-12 12:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Rastafarianism was, "Smoke that sh!t!"
What about Atheism? There is no sh!t? This sh!t can't be for real?
2007-03-12 12:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋