Here's my argument why God exist:
1> Bunnies are cute.
2> Cute isn't an evolutionary advantage.
3> Therefor, God had made bunnies to be so cute.
4> God exists.
(If you don't think bunnies are cute, you're going to Hell)
Kidding.
Now I'm gonna humour, since I'm already at my question limits.....
What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?
The way they say ahhhh-men.
:P
Okay, a real long joke then:
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
2007-02-24
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Adia Azrael
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