'I am god, I can do anything, pardon anyone, forgive any sin...HEY! I want all of humanity to have salvation to the heaven I created, and I don't want to have to send them to the hell I created... so I am gonna SEND MY SON TO BE TORTURED AND CRUCIFIED! Yes...that's perfect. Then if people decide to believe that it really happened some 2000 years later with no evidence except a book of stories about the little history of this earth place I created written by some of my son's followers that sound highly supernatural, I will let them have eternal joy for their willful ignorance!!!
OH BOY, I am excited...let's get started...wait how do I make a son. Oh that 14 year old girl there looks nice, I am only infinitely old, It's not like we have much of an age difference. Oooh Maryyyyy!...'
D-: -I have never prayed much, but I will say one now.
Dear god
Put down the White-out and step away.
lotsa love,
your little creation waiting to be thrown into the eternal lake of fire.
2006-12-23
14:07:17
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