i am so tired of people knocking born-again Christians. one day, though, it will be worth it—for our work is not in vain! Christ said they would treat us bad!
to all those people who laugh at every word that born-again Christians say, I have a challenge. we the born-again Christians love to see you laugh. that just makes us born-again Christians more intelligent.
so, to all those who laugh at every word we say, I challenge you all. the God of the born-again believers wrote the Bible. the Bible has 773,692 words in it. I want all the nonbelievers to laugh 773,692 times consecutively. why do I want you all to do this? simple. you laugh at every word we say, so laugh at every word our God says. in the end though, when the world is destroyed, God will be the one to laugh that final laugh, He will laugh at Satan and all of his lost followers. so, where would you like to spend eternity? the "non-smoking" room or the "smoking" room? choose quick, not long remains on the clock!
2006-08-03
12:40:07
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