i am so tired of people knocking born-again Christians. one day, though, it will be worth it—for our work is not in vain! Christ said they would treat us bad!
to all those people who laugh at every word that born-again Christians say, I have a challenge. we the born-again Christians love to see you laugh. that just makes us born-again Christians more intelligent.
so, to all those who laugh at every word we say, I challenge you all. the God of the born-again believers wrote the Bible. the Bible has 773,692 words in it. I want all the nonbelievers to laugh 773,692 times consecutively. why do I want you all to do this? simple. you laugh at every word we say, so laugh at every word our God says. in the end though, when the world is destroyed, God will be the one to laugh that final laugh, He will laugh at Satan and all of his lost followers. so, where would you like to spend eternity? the "non-smoking" room or the "smoking" room? choose quick, not long remains on the clock!
2006-08-03 12:40:07 · 61 answers · asked by an ambassador for risen Christ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
great, laugh away. God says those that don't believe in Him are fools. so laugh away. LAUGH! it's funny. u make me laugh when u all do!
2006-08-03 13:02:45 · update #1
that was clever :] i definetly agree
2006-08-03 12:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by dalton f 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Do these words include "a", "the", "an" etc etc etc because really, I never claimed to laugh at -every- word, just the phrases that are taken literally far too often. And I -can- laugh at all of those consecutively because I already -have-. And considering the fact that I have asthma, I'd want to spent eternity in the non-smoking room. It's nice how non-smoking and nonbelievers start with the same prefix. That'll be a nice room. Nonbelievers without cancer. But you Christians can just pray for a cure, right?
2006-08-03 12:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think God laughs at anybody's misfortunes lol.
However, I don't believe in God. There is no proof.
I don't laugh at Christians, I only disagree with them. It's my own personal choice as a human being, as it is yours to be a "born-again Christian".
I don't understand the point of this question besides you disagreeing with non-Christian beliefs. Nothing wrong with that but the whole "laugh this many times" junk doesn't make sense.
2006-08-03 12:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see. God is going to have a big ha-ha as the "evil doers" start to roast. You and the creator of all the universe will be cracking up as those sinners burn forever. And you'll be screaming, "I told you! I told you!" You will be so happy! Wow, who knew heaven was going to be just like an elementary school recess?
By the way, any idea on how much "remains on the clock?" Are you just gum-thumping on that or are you willing to make a bet? I've already laughed my way through it twice. Are you willing to take my challenge? Put up or ...
2006-08-03 12:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chill out, what you just wrote is probably why people knock the born again christians.. I believe the Bible is a story from long ago and no one has ever givin me any FACT'S on the bible being truth. but if you have any facts to convert me please shoot me an e-mail cause im all about fact's. but really i dont knock christians at all it's their belief and thats fine. but when you go talking like you did well your not gonna get to far in the world today with that.
2006-08-03 12:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by simple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, bud, but MY God wouldn't "Laugh last" at his creations suffering eternal torment. This is the very thing about the born agains that disturbs me; you're WAY too into talking about non-believers suffering eternal torment. Is this how you get converts? By threatening people with hellfire.
Doesn't seem a very Christ like attitude to me. You should be ashamed.
2006-08-03 16:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by Bartmooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't laugh at born-again Christians. I respect people of all religious persuasions equally. But one thing I don't appreciate is the kind of animosity you are displaying. That kind of behavior is just another reason for people to hate Christians. And if you are a such a Christian, why such bitterness to those who may not agree with your own personal philosophies? Lastly, stop with the God and Bible propaganda. It ticks a lot of people off.
2006-08-03 13:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by young one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not going to Knock, you. I am going to make some rational points.
I don’t know anyone that knocks Christians. But I know, or know of a lot of people that hammer me with Christ. They knock on my door, put ads on the TV, send SPAM, they send me mail, they leave fliers on my car, and my front door.
Some have chastised me, at work, because I have a Buddha on my desk, or because I am 40 but have chosen not to have children. I could have reported them to personnel, but I am a better person. I just ignore them.
I was in a metaphysical shop, at the mall. Some clown, in the mall, yelled, “Get out of Satins’ Synagogue or you will burn in Hell”. Again I ignored him.
When is the last time a Buddhist tried to convert you? Never. Buddhist don't do that. They make themselves happy, and don't rub it in any ones face. Better yet, in Buddhism, GOD is optional. We don't have to worship anything. We need only belive in ourselves, and recignize our stengths as well as our weaknesses. You might say we are members of the ultimate self help club.
I own two Christian bibles. I went to Bible school for 3 years. I probably know your ‘rulebook’ better than you. I make it my business to know about many religions. But that does not mean I have to join the club, and it does not mean that I am knocking their club.
Honestly, you will get farther if you don't act so pious.
Peace be with you!
2006-08-03 12:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Marvin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is really, what's the word I'm looking for, narrow?, silly?, foolish?. Non of those really seem to encompass what I'm after here. Why don't you go back and read Matthew and see what Christ said about persecution, and judgement. Are you so perfect that you can afford to judge others and stand before your God in judgement as a byproduct thereof? If so I would suggest that people stop worshiping Christ since you are so perfect.
2006-08-03 12:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what version of that bible are you using? And I suppose your the kind of Christian that uses Leviticus and Deuteronomy to justified the hatred your born again selves sling. If you quote and use just one word of those books to justify anything you do and don't follow to the letter the commands in those books then it is you who is the hypocrite and the apostate and it is you that the smoking room is for. Mouthing platitudes and bible passages doesn't make you born again it only makes you obnoxious
2006-08-03 12:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by jere p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I'm having a problem understanding. Jesus said the world would know His disciples by the LOVE that they have one for the other.
By HIS standard, are you truly one of His disciples?
What about the guy who wants to take pics of people tumbling into hell?
Gosh, I'm a Christian, and even I don't like that guy...and I'm wondering about you, too!
Here I am, trying hard to show people what Christ's love is all about, and for every one like me, there are at least 100 people telling those same people how happy God and they will be to hear them screaming in pain in hell! No offense, but some of us are trying to reach a lost and dying world. Would you please get out of the way, and let us go to work?
Thank you.
2006-08-03 12:49:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋