Australian court case?
A heavily pregnant woman got on a bus, and was unsettled to notice the man opposite smiling at her. She moved seats, but the smile turned to a grin.
She moved again. The man seemed more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver who called the police
The case came to court and the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
"Well, your Honour, when the lady got on the bus, she sat under a sign that said The Double Mint Twins are Coming, and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said Logan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling, and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said William's Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself.
But when she sat under a sign that said Goodyear Rubber could have Prevented this Accident, I just lost it."
Case dismissed!
2007-10-14
09:46:46
·
49 answers
·
asked by
?
5