Senior Citizens

2007-10-17 09:13:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last Sunday driving down the road with her daughter and son the little boy was pulling his sisters hair to get her attention. Finally Mom said If I have to pull this car over I will and I will spank your tail young man. Connor innocently and sincerely replies, Mom, I don't have a tail.
Neither does his mom cause I spanked it into extinction.

2007-10-17 09:12:16 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Hubby has an ugly old truck that he just uses for occasional errand runs. His tags expired last month. At our apartment complex there is space for 1 car, and the other has to have a street parking permit. Now, wherever I have lived, if you have a vehicle on the street, it needs to have current tags whether the thing is used or not. I suggested that he put the truck in the parking spot and I would transfer the parking sticker and put my car in the street. I wanted him to do this until he had the time and money to get his new tags.

Imagine his surprise when he got ticketed for having an unregistered vehicle! He swears he has never heard of any such law, and when he called the ticket office the woman he spoke to said she had never heard it either.

Since I know these laws exist, I'm not wasting my time looking up the law to prove my case. Do you agree that such laws exist? If you have a motor vehicle, the tags need to be current if the vehicle is parked on the street. Yes?

2007-10-17 08:20:50 · 26 answers · asked by Lady G 6

just for yourself, or eat whatever is handy? Eating what you want when you want it is part of the fun of being single, as is not eating if you just don't feel like it. Do you "insist" on having a full dinner each evening if you're all by yourself, or just grab a snack?

2007-10-17 08:15:28 · 26 answers · asked by Lady G 6

The old black clunky typewriters?
Selectric typewriters (would you believe we have 3 in our office?!)
The original fax machines where you could watch the ink spray on the paper?
The old mimeograph machines?
Cash registers that didn't automatically compute change?
Carbon paper?
Rotary phones?

What else can you add?

2007-10-17 08:12:40 · 27 answers · asked by Lady G 6

If so, please share which office and why you ran. What did you hope to accomplish?

2007-10-17 08:02:20 · 8 answers · asked by Lady G 6

for instance, a stereo or second TV...do you do all kinds of research, or do you just go to your favorite store and pick out the one you like best? Do you ever purchase the extra warranty?

2007-10-17 08:01:24 · 22 answers · asked by Lady G 6

They are amazing quick change artists. Check this out. I wish I knew how they did it.

http://www.bluemoontalent.com/david-dania.html Then click on the button for America's Got Talent.

2007-10-17 07:46:07 · 7 answers · asked by Lady G 6

Do you do all of your grocery-type shopping in one place or do you split it up? For example, do you buy everything but paper products at the grocery, but buy all your paper products and toiletries at a discount department store? Also, do you take advantage of coupons? Do you take the time to comparison shop using sale papers, or just go to whichever place is closest? Thank you!

2007-10-17 07:27:59 · 23 answers · asked by Lady G 6

2007-10-17 07:16:43 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 06:17:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

That friends are like butt cheeks?
Crap may come between them,
but they always come back together again.

2007-10-17 05:58:33 · 16 answers · asked by dragon 5

PRETTIEST MOM
>
> Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Moms.
> Before I was a Mom
> I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
> I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
> I never thought about immunizations.
> Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.
> Pooped on.
> Chewed on.
> Peed on.
> I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
> I slept all night.
> Before I was a Mom
> I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
> Or give shots.
> I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
> I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
> I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
> Before I was a Mom
> I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him
> down.
> I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop
> the hurt.
>
> I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
>
> I never knew that I could love someone so much.
>
> I never knew I would love being a Mom.
>
> Before I was a Mom -
>
> I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
>
> I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
>
> I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
>
> I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important
> and happy.
>
> Before I was a Mom -
>
> I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to
> make sure all was okay.
>
> I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the
> wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
>
> I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
>
> Send this to someone who you think is a special Mom.
>
> I just did!
>

2007-10-17 05:29:22 · 17 answers · asked by kayboff 7

For just the briefest few minutes, you saw the real me. I introduced you to the "old biddy" and they wouldn't post my question, so I deleted it. I like this photo better anyway!

2007-10-17 04:56:26 · 24 answers · asked by felines 5

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/300237/fruitcake_lady/

She's a hoot! She makes getting older look like fun. What do you think?

2007-10-17 02:22:26 · 28 answers · asked by Granny 6

One line in the song is, "Everything is Satisfactual."

That's me, and that's the kind of day yesterday was. Bob's home and I got some "best answers" and a violation notice.

All's right with the world. I was told not to explain myself, but I did anyway, and, lo and behold, Isotope was right. Again. Still. As usual.

But who cares? I've got my hubby back, and "It's the truth, it's actual, everything is satisfactual."

2007-10-17 01:01:33 · 22 answers · asked by felines 5

Every question I have answered tonight has been shadowed. We don't live in America, so we can't anser questions at the same time as the Americans. It is different days. I don't even know who to contact, but they seem DETERMINED to not let me get to Level 5. Which makes me think that Yahoo is victimising me. I am honestly considering closing my whole Yahoo account. Don't they realise, that we live in another time zone, and can't spend mornings when you have things to do, on the net. And can't stay up until midnight every night.? Sorry about the spelling mistakes. But it really makes you eventually loose any desire to be on the site at all.

2007-10-17 00:08:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

It was 13th April 1950, my 6th birthday, a secondhand pair of shoes, grey socks up to the knees with a red line on the skin from the elastic, a NEW camelhaired coat bought with a provident cheque, a shiny sixpence and two ration coupons to buy my birthday treat of sweets at the local corner shop. My shoelace was undone so I placed my sixpence on the two coupons on the counter and bent down to tie them, on standing up my coupons were missing. I asked the shopkeeper if he had seen them and got a clip on the ear for being cheeky, no coupons no sweets, some birthday treat. although my parent were sympathetic, there was little they could do, I never forgot. Did anyone else suffer as a child with rationing?

2007-10-17 00:00:15 · 25 answers · asked by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7

Please check out the best answer for the Q.

Is this not just the most classic case of 'Give 'em enough rope and they'll hang themselves"?

Havn't you gotta just love someone this arrogant - and yet - sadly - quite vulnerable.

If you read this Sherryn - and please take this with the sincerity with which it is sent - just re-read what respondents said and your reply to them.

Do you think that a tad of humility might just be the greater defence of your high ideals. Or are you REALLY REALLY sure that you have it right - and the rest of us are all going to learn from you? Are you sure that your teacher had it so right? Are you sure that your artistry is so much greater than the life experiences of all the people here. Not just mine - obviously - in your opinion I have crawled out from under a rock. Any time you want to compare rocks sweet child - call me! But come with better material than you have so far - or get ready for some humility - big style!

2007-10-16 20:21:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

He has fallen off the radar, profile gone, answers gone - just gone in a puff of smoke, without leaving a trail to follow or any clues. :-( Gosh this is sad the way people are getting nailed by you-know-who. He was always nice, and gave good answers, helpful, kind. Guess that makes him troll bait (?)

They'er beating the bushes over on People with Disabilities but havent any clues either, no leads -

Crabby Blind Guy come back ! Tell us where you are and what happened .

2007-10-16 18:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

2007-10-16 17:30:15 · 10 answers · asked by Bill B 1

ok, It's your turn today. what's
driving you clean up the wall?
Let it all out. You will feel much better. We are all y our friends and we won't tell the police or anything.

2007-10-16 16:53:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

My neighbor gave me some of her old records. i would love to listen to them, but do they even have record players out there anymore?

2007-10-16 16:34:04 · 16 answers · asked by carriec 7

Who did you have a big crush on. I am 31, but i have a thing for Ricky Nelson. He was, as my grandmother says, a dream boat. i watch his videos on youtube. such great music


http://youtube.com/watch?v=gBy5obO6HeA

2007-10-16 16:23:02 · 21 answers · asked by carriec 7

almost paper-thin, wooden airplane kits that came with a rubber band as part of the propeller? It was just two piece, I think. We use to fly them all over the place.

2007-10-16 16:15:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

when you were growing up, or, if it pertains, when television was young?
I can remember my parents watching "The Real Macoy", I don't remember much about it, but they loved it. In the 60s I loved watching "Get Smart", and "Mission, Impossible".

2007-10-16 16:00:06 · 26 answers · asked by Starscape 6

2007-10-16 15:49:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

He is great. Good and funny movie.

2007-10-16 15:41:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

up their socks (when elastic broke) when they were kids? We would have to wait until money came in to take the shoes to the shoe shop to get new soles put on.

2007-10-16 15:37:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

It seems to me that these days most kids do not get enough discipline. parents want to be their kids best friend and are afraid to do anything for fear that DHS will be called. My dad told me that when he was growing up in the 50's that everyone disciplined him, from teachers to the people on your block. If he did something bad ,word would get back to my grandfather before my dad even stepped foot in the house.

2007-10-16 15:02:47 · 28 answers · asked by carriec 7