Last Sunday driving down the road with her daughter and son the little boy was pulling his sisters hair to get her attention. Finally Mom said If I have to pull this car over I will and I will spank your tail young man. Connor innocently and sincerely replies, Mom, I don't have a tail.
Neither does his mom cause I spanked it into extinction.
2007-10-17 09:12:16 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Excuse me Corporal punishment. I stand corrected.
2007-10-17 09:44:44 · update #1
That is a great story! I only spanked my son three times in his life. Buy my dad spanked my tail off!
2007-10-17 10:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I used corporal punishment...guess what goes around comes around ;-)
Anyhow, have a cute story to share.
When my kids were 10, 15 and 17 we went to Florida to visit my parents who had moved there 50 yds from the ocean.
One evening we were all preparing to go to the local resort restaurant for dinner.
Everyone was ready to depart - EXCEPT my dear son who had just decided he was now ready to be concerned about his hygiene, clothes, hair etc. after years of not giving a daggum.
My military Dad who prided himself on punctuality was vexed...so I kept asking my son, "C, just what is the problem?' He kept yowling that he had a piece of hair that wouldn't act right. I went back into the back bathroom of my parents' home and found him obsessing over a piece of hair on his head I couldn't even see. He got sassy and finally stressed my last nerve.
I took him back in the bedroom and whipped his sweet behind [with my hand]...He then ran into the front of the house yelling and screaming to my Dad "Grandpa Ed...SHE kit ME! SHE hit ME" ...LOL
It was so funny because he could not understand how ANY one could hit him...the only boy and the joy of everyone's life...
HE GOT OVER IT! :-)
2007-10-17 18:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You probably have a small audience for this joke because the term you meant to use is "corporal punishment" not capitol(should have been "capital", though... a capitol is the building in the capital city) punishment, which is punishment resulting in death.
2007-10-17 16:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by diaboloist99 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i think more parents should spank their kids, i mean obviously it was working becasue after the whole no spanking thing got put into parents heads kids have gotten so much more vain and uncontrollable. it is sad, most of todays youth isn't worth anything because of their parents.
2007-10-17 16:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now I can laugh, I know the laws are backasswards but even this seemed a bit much for a four year old.
2007-10-17 20:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!! I seem to remember you saying that one day we would have kids that act like we did!! I wonder if she remembers hearing that? Give Conner, mom and sis all a hug for me!!
2007-10-17 20:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Chuckles!!
Maybe that's the reason I don't have a tail either!
2007-10-17 16:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha! i think you mean "corporal" punishment. when i read capital punishment i thought you were going to mention something about a 4 year old getting the death sentence! thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-17 16:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think you meant "corporal" punishment, "capital" punishment means putting someone to death for their crimes!
2007-10-17 16:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by bainaashanti 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I liked it too. Pretty cute.
2007-10-17 16:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋