Senior Citizens

I was told I was like a Sandy Duncan, Sally Field type person. How about you?

2007-10-12 14:44:05 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Absolutely. I arrived home at 9:15 p.m., unfortunately, the ride back was alone. The doctors want to keep my hubby a couple of more days. Bad reaction to a medication. Phooey.

Thank you for all your support and for caring. It means more than you can know.

2007-10-12 14:38:48 · 11 answers · asked by felines 5

I prefer a man. I think I have always had the worst haircuts by women. A man can see better, what suites a women's face. And a women can see better, what suits a man's face.

2007-10-12 14:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I drive my children mad. Especially driving in Johannesburg. I cut through all the suburbs, to avoid traffic lights and congestion.
It's much quicker. Or do you take the normal route, to where you are going?

2007-10-12 14:29:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Serve the full time? They believe he will only serve one year! This is disgrasfull! Your comments please.

2007-10-12 14:17:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have melted, creating what they think will be a new sea passage, instead of using the Panama Canal? Who is going to claim that stretch of water? Canada?

2007-10-12 14:12:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

There are three of us. Two Australians and myself. They like Australian Rules Football. One's team is Carlton and other supports Collingwood. My team, although the game is sort of a free for all, is Geeling, because my Australian cousins support them.

I, from South Africa, so my winter game, is Rugby Union. I love it. They don't like it. So winter, is very amusing!
Thank goodness when summer comes we all like Cricket, but South Africa and Australia are Arch enemies in cricket. So the heat is on. I love watching the tennis, they don't. Talk about a zoo of games.

2007-10-12 14:05:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

No crude ones please.

Here are some:-

At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.

Remember When Sex Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?

(On the front) Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College with No Boys.

My IQ came back negative :-)

We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.

Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.

Kids: You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.

(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.

I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.

I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.

I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!

I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.

My Reality Check Just Bounced.

2007-10-12 13:50:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

A REASON, A SEASON, A LIFETIME

People always come into your life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are. They are there for a reason, you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die, Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But only for a season. And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall, the season eventually ends.

LIFETIME, relationships teach you a lifetime of lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being part of my life.....

2007-10-12 13:33:43 · 12 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Subject: clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh ," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

2007-10-12 13:04:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have always loved animals of all types. I have a cat and love him dearly for his unconditional love yet his penchant for humans having to
EARN that love! lol

I find as I get older that my furry roomies are even more important to me than when I was younger! How about you?

My Tony is having a bad day....I awakened this a.m. to him hunched as he walked and his rear was encrusted with the results of loose bowels. I cleaned him with water spray [which to my surprise he didn't resist]. This evening he has a good appetite and is drinking water and is talking to me and is not ' hiding' as animals do when they get ill...but I am worried. If he doesn't improve by tomorrow I will take him in to the doc....This little guy [20 lbs Maine Coon] is my HEART and I can't imagine a day without him!

Share your pet stories with me, please :-)

2007-10-12 12:00:45 · 24 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

2007-10-12 11:51:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

“…man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.”

2007-10-12 11:50:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you elope?
As for me, my Dad passed away before my wedding. He had been the Minister who married my brother and he married my sister and her husband as well. Obviously, they had church weddings.

I chose not to have a church wedding and I invited only ten people. I simply did not want anything similar to my siblings as it would have surely, made me sad and wishing it were my Dad officiating my wedding! It was suppose to be a joyful day and so, I eliminated everything traditional!

Simple wedding, at my uncle's home who officiated my wedding....He was my Dad's favorite brother!

2007-10-12 09:33:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

My son got mine right away when I gave him a multiple choice answer on the is one. Wild child. I thrive on excitement and new adventures, unfortunately my wild child is being stifled right now :-(

Someone else close to me said I was a combination earth mother, goddess and wild child, ok thats cool too if that is how he sees me.

This is about the WOMAN in you, or the MAN in you, not about a professional identity. So WHO is your resident spirit? Does you family know about him/her?

Ladies: a) earth mother b) a goddess c) a wild child d) a cowgirl

Gentlemen: a) a rock star (male diva) b) earth father c) a cowboy d) wild child

2007-10-12 09:12:13 · 47 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

When I fetched the parking ticket from the machine today I walked back to what I thought was our car, held the ticket out and said. " Which end shall we start then?" Only to be faced with a complete stranger staring at me as if I was mad, I'd walked to the car parked next to ours by mistake!
Goodness knows what the man thought, I was only meaning should we go to the right end of the town or the left first!
Of course Mr D had to tell the man, he was welcome to take me up on my offer! lmao x

2007-10-12 09:07:16 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-10-12 07:52:12 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

Seniors,

Do you have someone other than your children come in and help with the heavier household chores such as mopping? If so, what type of service do you use? Did you go through Social Security or Medicare to find them?

Thanking you in advance.

2007-10-12 07:17:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-12 06:48:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-12 06:17:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

My granddaughter likes collecting the fallen colorful leaves. Any suggestions that I can share with her to save and preserve some of her prized collection.

2007-10-12 05:58:05 · 13 answers · asked by Tinman12 6

"I don't know" and "It wasn't me" out of my house?
I am tired of these two living here rent free.

2007-10-12 05:48:57 · 25 answers · asked by Gem 5

Watch a movie last night ,"The Day After", and not too kicked about the way things are over there.
When will this country stop being the watch dogs & get our own house in order?

2007-10-12 05:36:37 · 8 answers · asked by dragon 5

http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html

I think he dances better than I do! Check it out.

2007-10-12 05:08:05 · 30 answers · asked by Granny 6

They sit in their little seats with a flask of coffee or tea, so how do they let it out. I am very puzzled every time I see them lol

2007-10-12 05:06:02 · 23 answers · asked by Mega Mitzi 1

The population of this country is 300 million

160 million are retired

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 8.5 million in school.

That leaves 5.5 million to do the work.

Of these, there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total 10.8 million people who work for the State and City Government. And that leaves 1.4 million people to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prision.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and Me.

And there you are.

Sitting on your azz.

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

2007-10-12 04:44:05 · 23 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

A cartiologist has a very elaborate funeral, a huge heart covered with flowers was behind the casket, after the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart closed, sealing in the doctor. One of the mourners began to laugh, everyone was staring at him and he stammered and said I'm a gynocologist. Then the proctologist fainted. Smile for the day??

2007-10-12 04:07:15 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6

I will take you to bed, you will sweat and moan and groan and ask for mercy, I will continue until you are spent and exausted and curled up in a fitful sleep. Love the Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go and get your shot.

2007-10-12 03:34:13 · 17 answers · asked by lilabner 6

The Coat Hanger
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> daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the
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> car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby
> sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was
> getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to
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> The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
> been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
> locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don
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> She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes
> a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
> was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
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> The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
> desperate, so she was also very thankful. The man got off of his cycle
> and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I
> stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must
> get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?
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> the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said,
> Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
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> The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison
> today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an
> hour." The woman hugged the man again and, with sobbing tears, cried out
> loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
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2007-10-12 03:07:27 · 12 answers · asked by kayboff 7

I live in Wisconsin, but have been to mexico, lots of places in Europe, and many, many states....I like to travel, but do not do it near as much now....

2007-10-12 02:37:32 · 36 answers · asked by Melissa R 4