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The population of this country is 300 million

160 million are retired

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 8.5 million in school.

That leaves 5.5 million to do the work.

Of these, there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total 10.8 million people who work for the State and City Government. And that leaves 1.4 million people to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prision.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and Me.

And there you are.

Sitting on your azz.

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

2007-10-12 04:44:05 · 23 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

23 answers

Speak for yourself Cheryl dear. You and I happen to have fibromyalgia along with a few other senior friends so I know we aren't pulling the others weight cuz some days we are not able. On a good day I am about 10% of what I was on a good day in my youth...and I ain't putting any more hurting on this chronic pained chassis than I must.

2007-10-12 08:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2 0

Wow, how to you get from here to here:

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 8.5 million in school.

That leaves 5.5 million to do the work.

Is that the "old math?"

2007-10-12 05:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by jurydoc 7 · 2 0

Yeah, we're in trouble if we're the only ones doing the work. Don't think either of us are pulling their share of the load right now. It's just to interesting on here to miss anything. lol

2007-10-12 06:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1 0

Well I figured I would just sit here and let you finish doing the rest of the work,you already did the math,which I suk at,so hey continue on Pal..=)

2007-10-12 06:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2016-10-22 03:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I have an idea for you. Join the armed forces. They are working.

2007-10-12 06:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by makeitright 6 · 1 0

Done more than our share tis someone elses turn. Iam sitting on a pillow.

2007-10-12 06:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by snow ball 3 · 1 0

Pull the prisoners out of the pen and put them to work in fields, we did here in Idaho and it helps pay their 'free' ride too. a good funny!! Nasty weather today, azz lookin' good.

2007-10-12 04:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by lilabner 6 · 3 0

Very good...I would laugh harder, but there is just too damned much truth in it to roll on the floor. Goldwing

2007-10-12 08:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Very clever. Have a Star.

2007-10-12 12:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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